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Feb 5, 2016
ES ruined Yosemite, my shoes are falling apart, my gear was recalled, Cmac has been bought by Sportiva and a pinkpointer called me a n00b!

Thats it, I'm moving to Boulderado where life is perfect and all women wear yogapants 24/7

sweet
T Roper
From DC,VA,NM,UT,CT,MA
Joined Mar 31, 2006
730 points
Feb 5, 2016
And somebody's about to steal your rope.
And that sweet ropebag.

Watch your back, T Roper.
Nathan Self
From Louisiana
Joined Mar 5, 2012
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Feb 5, 2016
Also...
What kind of rack should I buy?
And what about doubles?


N_


Ps: do you PAS?
Nathan Self
From Louisiana
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20 points
Feb 5, 2016
And this guy won't get his rope off my route. Nathan Self
From Louisiana
Joined Mar 5, 2012
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Feb 5, 2016
Finally:
How hard do I have to climb in order to belay 5.12?


(I'll stop...)
Nathan Self
From Louisiana
Joined Mar 5, 2012
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Feb 5, 2016
Just when you think the ES thread has died.
Strong work.
mediocre
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Feb 5, 2016
Nathan Self wrote:
And somebody's about to steal your rope. And that sweet ropebag.

What happened to that thread?
Marc801
From Sandy, Utah
Joined Feb 25, 2014
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Feb 5, 2016
Marc801 wrote:
What happened to that thread?


I think one of them was locked by the admins.
FrankPS
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Joined Nov 19, 2009
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Feb 5, 2016
FrankPS wrote:
I think one of them was locked by the admins.

Locked? I can't even find it.
Marc801
From Sandy, Utah
Joined Feb 25, 2014
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Feb 5, 2016
Yep, I can't find it either.

That was the jerk thread, right? Straight out of the box the rumble started. Rule #1 most likely... got nuked from orbit, you know, just to be sure nobody at MP would be infected.
BigFeet
From Texas
Joined May 5, 2014
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Feb 5, 2016
BigFeet wrote:
Yep, I can't find it either. That was the jerk thread, right? Straight out of the box the rumble started. Rule #1 most likely... got nuked from orbit, you know, just to be sure nobody at MP would be infected.


This one was locked, as indicated in the last post to it:

mountainproject.com/v/the-erik...
FrankPS
From Atascadero, CA
Joined Nov 19, 2009
15 points
Feb 5, 2016
There was another one that was started just this week, with the OP being an Anton with some blog. The thread was about his $50 rope bag and he was not sure if his rope was lost or stolen. He wanted everyone to be aware of the unknown amount of use on his rope - something like that.

That thread is totally gone.
BigFeet
From Texas
Joined May 5, 2014
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Feb 5, 2016
T Roper wrote:
ES ruined Yosemite, my shoes are falling apart, my gear was recalled, Cmac has been bought by Sportiva and a pinkpointer called me a n00b! Thats it, I'm moving to Boulderado where life is perfect and all women wear yogapants 24/7 sweet

Do you even climb brah...

n00b
eli poss
From Durango, Co
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Feb 5, 2016
BigFeet wrote:
There was another one that was started just this week, with the OP being an Anton with some blog. The thread was about his $50 rope bag and he was not sure if his rope was lost or stolen. He wanted everyone to be aware of the unknown amount of use on his rope - something like that. That thread is totally gone.


I'm kinda bummed that thread is gone. I was having a bad week before that thread...
Henry Holub
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Feb 5, 2016
you missed: "all the routes are sandbagged" Henry Holub
From Altus, Ok
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Feb 6, 2016
Henry Holub wrote:
I'm kinda bummed that thread is gone. I was having a bad week before that thread...


That thread made my whole week
Nathanael
From Riverside, CA
Joined May 27, 2011
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Feb 6, 2016
Nathan Self wrote:
And somebody's about to steal your rope. And that sweet ropebag. Watch your back, T Roper.


I categorized that thread under "I lost my shit" since there was no proof of thievery
T Roper
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Feb 6, 2016
eli poss wrote:
Do you even climb brah... n00b


I onsight-pinkpointed a 12 once broham
T Roper
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Feb 6, 2016
T Roper wrote:
ES ruined Yosemite, my shoes are falling apart, my gear was recalled, Cmac has been bought by Sportiva and a pinkpointer called me a n00b! Thats it, I'm moving to Boulderado where life is perfect and all women wear yogapants 24/7 sweet

But if they never take off their yoga pants....? Or is that a Boulderado thang?
Muscrat
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Feb 6, 2016
Muscrat wrote:
But if they never take off their yoga pants....? Or is that a Boulderado thang?


Just the thought of yogapants not wearing yogapants in Boulderado is enough, then you go pinkpoint shit with your bros.
T Roper
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Joined Mar 31, 2006
730 points
Feb 6, 2016
T Roper wrote:
I onsight-pinkpointed a 12 once broham

Pssshhhh, that doesn't count man. The yellow route is so soft... more like you dogged a .10a

Nathan Self wrote:
Finally: How hard do I have to climb in order to belay 5.12?

Duh.. you gotta be able to climb exactly 11b/c. But it doesn't count if you french free or pink point. sport climbing is neither. Damn noobz
eli poss
From Durango, Co
Joined May 9, 2014
131 points
Feb 7, 2016
grigris kill people daily I forgot to add T Roper
From DC,VA,NM,UT,CT,MA
Joined Mar 31, 2006
730 points
Feb 7, 2016
Grigris don't kill people, crag babies do... TBlom
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95 points
Feb 7, 2016
TBlom wrote:
Grigris don't kill people, crag babies do...


A crag dog ate my baby...
cragmantoo
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Feb 7, 2016
cragmantoo wrote:
A crag dog ate my baby...

You must have been climbing this...?
mountainproject.com/v/dingo-di...
Muscrat
Joined Oct 27, 2011
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Feb 7, 2016
Fear not gentlemen, here is the answer to all your problems.

303- 440-0414
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