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da Vine Goblins T,TR 
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Green Goblin T 
Gremlins T,TR 
Hobgoblin Hangover T,TR 
Mr. E T,TR 
Ms. Chi V. Huss TR 
Ms. Tree T,TR 
Ms. U. Marty TR 
Out of Mind TR 
Out of Sight T,TR 
Pointed Ears Direct TR 
Pointed Ears Left TR 
Shrek's Revenge T,TR 
Toll Road T,TR 

Ms. Tree 

YDS: 5.8 French: 5b Ewbanks: 16 UIAA: VI- ZA: 15 British: HVS 4c

   
Type:  Trad, TR, 1 pitch, 40'
Original:  YDS: 5.8 French: 5b Ewbanks: 16 UIAA: VI- ZA: 15 British: HVS 4c [details]
FA: Jeff Johnson & Sam Smolnisky maybe?
New Route: Yes
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Submitted By: Jeff J. on Sep 30, 2011

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Description 

Close relative, yet secret lover of Mr. E, she lies just to the right of him in a way that is seductive and misleading to the climber's eye. Ms Tree lewers suiters halfway up her to her pleasing..."side-pulls." Though she may be convincing that protection won't work well here, don't be mistaken! Even your small nuts are better than none! Your heart starts pumping and your vision clouds. You fondle out far with your left and hand and make some progress. Reaching up right you find her bucket! If you get scared, make up some excuse like you have a headache and bail right to read the open book. If not, find the climax up through the obviously dirty cleavage...in the ROCK you pervert!

Location 

thin seam in the same face and to the right of Mr. E.

Protection 

tr: gear anchor
lead: small stoppers, maybe RPs, set of cajones and a healthy fear of the lord


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By Sam Smolnisky
From: Custer, SD
Oct 20, 2011

This climb separates the men from the boys. Dirty, misleading, heart-breaking, and rough, she's a beautiful thing.

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