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Mart Fart! 

Hueco: V2- Font: 5+

   
Type:  Boulder, 5'
Original:  Hueco: V2- Font: 5+ [details]
FA: Jake Perry?
New Route: Yes
Page Views: 199
Submitted By: Jake Perry on Jun 26, 2016

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BETA PHOTO: Mart Fart!

Description 

Smack!

Sit start with your right hand on a few choices of crimps, a bad right heel hook, and an obvious left hand crimp. Pull up and make a tough slap to the lip, match, grunt and top out.

Here's a vidayo of the climb:

Location 

On a small boulder next to the Chasm Boulder. When you are looking at Poseidon, look to your left and you'll see the little arete.

Protection 

1 pad


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By Ian McAfee
From: Concord, NH
Jun 27, 2016
rating: V1 5

Did this really needed to be given a name and posted? Read this page: mountainproject.com/v/just-sta...
By Jake Perry
From: Concord, NH
Jun 27, 2016

I thought it was a fun enough line to post it. Different people enjoy different things man. If I'm psyched about something I want to share it with people. I know this isn't some mega-classic, double-digit highball, but it's still climbing and I'm sure someone out there will enjoy it too. I personally like lowballs, I think they can be fun and pack quite a punch (i.e. Good Rips, Swift Kick To The Head, Welcome To The Fold, Magnificent Bastard, etc.).
By Ian McAfee
From: Concord, NH
Jun 27, 2016
rating: V1 5

I'm psyched that you guys are psyched on climbing, for sure, but posting up a five foot boulder with five inches of "climbing" is not adding anything, the appeal of pawtuckaway in the northeast is that there are far and away more singular, pure, lines to be climbed than you could ever want. Swift Kick to the Head is also silly and awful, Magnificent Bastard has some allure in that it's a striking feature and singular, this is just silly.
By john strand
From: southern colo
Jun 28, 2016

Geez dude,,chill a bit.

If you don't like it,, don't do it. Unless of course only your definition of what's worthy matters..................

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