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Dec 26, 2009
I've taken over Lee's house and am hoping to have a party there. I've bound and gagged Lee (it was disturbingly easy) so he'll be no trouble.

First one to light his couch on fire wins.

The plan is a pre NYE party, wednesday the 30th.

Roll call MPers. Who's in?

This is in south Littleton and is open to anyone who knows at least 2 dead baby jokes or has a term in urban dictionary named after them.
Orphaned
Joined Jul 9, 2007
12,215 points
Dec 26, 2009
G; title of endearment, a thousand dollars, gangster, a universal gravitational constant.

I have a fetal bites cookie cutter, but I feel guilty for buying it, so I'm going to elongate the head of my cookies, so they'll no longer look human, and make them alien babies, ( like area-51 aliens, fool!)I'm serious though, but does this still count as a DB joke if it's true?

You're Fuc*ing sick! To do that to Lee, and all. Deb's gonna kick your ass! Okay, I'll watch, I mean, I'm in ......except , I gotta work that night. Oh well; I'll look for the video of Deb kicking your ass on you- tube . See you in 2010.
Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi?
From Vegas
Joined May 25, 2005
1,315 points
Dec 26, 2009
MMMMFFFFF!!! MMMMMMMMMMMFFFF!! Lee Smith
Joined Sep 5, 2003
615 points
Dec 27, 2009
Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi wrote:
G; title of endearment, a thousand dollars, gangster, a universal gravitational constant.

a string as unsuccessful at cover-up as a politician in a scandal.

hope I can make it; need to check the fam sked.
Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Joined Mar 4, 2008
0 points
Dec 27, 2009
Wish I could join but I'll be driving to the desert. Seems I have a worthy excuse this time. Maybe one day I will get to meet my fellow MP addicts. Jason Kaplan
From Glenwood ,Co
Joined Jul 31, 2005
2,165 points
Dec 27, 2009
Sounds like fun. I'm in. Christopher Jones
From Denver, Colorado
Joined Jan 31, 2005
695 points
Dec 28, 2009
I have no worthy excuse, so I guess I will be there. Anybody got a worthy excuse for me, please?

Yes, let's burn that couch. I was going to, but then the country went all GREEN and so I took the couch to Goodwill and Lee found it and took it home and in his strange ways, made it his own.
Stucker
From Centennial, CO
Joined Aug 1, 2006
20 points
Dec 28, 2009
What are you doing on the computer John? The Cathedral Spires are beeming with sunshine right now. Shouldn't you be up there climbing? I'm stuck at work looking at the rocks. At least I have a good view. Christopher Jones
From Denver, Colorado
Joined Jan 31, 2005
695 points
Dec 28, 2009
I might be down for something casual. I need to take it easy after the sinus surgery I had last week. Christopher Jones
From Denver, Colorado
Joined Jan 31, 2005
695 points
Dec 28, 2009
Sounds good, I'll pm you. Christopher Jones
From Denver, Colorado
Joined Jan 31, 2005
695 points
Dec 28, 2009
If Tipsy's (sort of close to Lee's) or Apple Jack (close enough) don't carry them, then you may have to make a Smokey-and-the-Bandit run to the low country...uhhh, good buddy. Stucker
From Centennial, CO
Joined Aug 1, 2006
20 points
Dec 28, 2009
I'm in. The night will be a failure if Lee and Bermuda boy don't both end tied up. Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Joined Mar 4, 2008
0 points
Dec 28, 2009
Beached Nuts wrote:
Together?

that's a reasonable inference.
Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Joined Mar 4, 2008
0 points
Dec 28, 2009
-- no can do -- san juans for me


rock out with your cock out, beeatches
Buff Johnson
Joined Dec 19, 2005
545 points
Dec 28, 2009
Dang it! I'll be in Ouray. Have fun and take a lot of pics, please! Cindy Mitchell
Joined Jan 20, 2006
10 points
Dec 28, 2009
Ok, so I can't go to the party (dammit) and I don't post here much.... but, I'd like to nominate this thread for "Thread of the Year - 2009"

best title
best content

it wins.
Mike Pharris
From Longmont, CO
Joined May 21, 2007
85 points
Dec 28, 2009
Anybody up for a showing of Vertical Limit?

Maybe the Eiger Sanction.
Lee Smith
Joined Sep 5, 2003
615 points
Dec 28, 2009
Only if you throw in Steel Magnolias, too Buff Johnson
Joined Dec 19, 2005
545 points
Dec 28, 2009
Ohhhhhh, Clint Eastwood and green jello with pears (courtesy of Shawn, of course). I hate missing this. Baby Lang, call me if you want tips on tying up a man ;) Cindy Mitchell
Joined Jan 20, 2006
10 points
Dec 28, 2009
Is this anchor OK?


Rock Climbing Photo: Bomber pro.
Bomber pro.
Orphaned
Joined Jul 9, 2007
12,215 points
Dec 28, 2009
imatryandmakeitoutthere.... Ben Panter
From Little-fun, CO
Joined Mar 2, 2006
50 points
Dec 28, 2009
I was thinking about getting out of town for the long weekend. But this thing seems to be getting interesting. Tom R
From Denver, CO
Joined Sep 14, 2008
50 points
Dec 29, 2009
"What do YOU want to do on New Years Eve, Jack?"

Don't talk with your mouth full!!

Rock Climbing Photo: No comment.
No comment.
Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi?
From Vegas
Joined May 25, 2005
1,315 points
Dec 29, 2009
wow. nice pics.

wish i could make it gang, i am on the other side of the country right now.. have fun!

also wish i could have climbed with you John, have some new stuff in the canyon you would like. how long you in town?
Darren Mabe
From Flagstaff, AZ
Joined Dec 12, 2002
2,810 points
Dec 29, 2009
John told me he is leaving right before you get back to town.

Then he asked me when you were getting back to town.
Lee Smith
Joined Sep 5, 2003
615 points
Dec 29, 2009
They sure don't know what's about to hit

Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Joined Mar 4, 2008
0 points


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