I want skinny legs
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This thread is going to get hilarious with the bullshit answers given but I bet a little good advice will come up. Most of you are probably going to think I've got a problem, I do, it's just not this one. |
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Shave your legs. Eliminate excess hair weight! |
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My pocket knife; I'm pretty quick. I watched man vs wild and everything |
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Break both of your legs or use a wheel chair for the next six months. |
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A tactic I remember from the old days is to acquire a few groupies to haul your gear for you while you take an hour on a 15 minute approach |
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If I had skinny legs my HUGE upper body would look out if proportion .....so...nah |
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Delta Bravo wrote:A tactic I remember from the old days is to acquire a few groupies to haul your gear for you while you take an hour on a 15 minute approach+1 |
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running is your best bet. |
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John, |
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Knee surgery made my brother's leg freakishly skinny. You could try tearing your acl, or even just immobilizing your legs for a month or so. It's amazing how much muscle mass you can lose that way. |
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I too have thick legs and am curious as to what Mono has to say. |
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Eat a significant amount less than usual and do low-impact cardio to go into caloric deficit - this will make you lose weight. |
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I too am interested in what the maniac has to say. compared to now And those aren't what I'de consider teenage-skinny-jeans legs going up that .14 I'm w/ JohnL - I don't think he's saying heavy legs are an excuse for not climbing x grade, I don't use mine as an excuse. I think overall weight does make a difference, and removing it from somewhere that isn't providing any benefit is the logical choice. I'm not quite down to the body fat % to where I'de be shedding muscle to drop lbs, but not too far off either. Interested in other people's experiences w/ this. |
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I lost a ton of muscle in my legs due to atrophy in a matter of weeks when I broke my leg. Perhaps you could immobilize your legs and get around on a wheelchair or crutches for a week or two? |
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Nate Reno wrote:I too am interested in what the maniac has to say. Seems he was even more of a big-leg ratio kind of guy back in the dayThat's nothing, look at this: Thunder Thighs!!! |
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1) Break your legs. I lost 3cm from my right calf while it was in a cast for 10wks. Just break both at the same time otherwise it just looks freakish. |
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sanctioning |
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RUN IN THE SAME PAIR OF TENNIS SHOES FOR ABOUT 6 MONTHS......THIS WILL DO THE TRICK, AND WEAR ENOUGH OF THE TREAD OFF SO THAT YOU WON'T HAVE TO MAKE CARDBOARD SHOES. |