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Hail President Screwed! 

YDS: 5.12a French: 7a+ Ewbanks: 25 UIAA: VIII+ ZA: 25 British: E5 6a

Type:  Sport, 65'
Original:  YDS: 5.12a French: 7a+ Ewbanks: 25 UIAA: VIII+ ZA: 25 British: E5 6a [details]
FA: Lee Terveen
Season: Summer
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Submitted By: BBQ on Jul 27, 2014

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Why didn't someone tell me my ass was so big?!


Begin on a triangular block and start hailing your way up a bunch of goofy holds. At about the fourth bolt enter a killing field of crazy crimps splayed across a black swath of redpoint crux fashioned straight out of the bowels of hell.

Hint! Don't bother with all the intermediate combinations. Think funky sidepull to a huge move with a combative crimp.

After a left hand savior jug appears from the blackness of all that blank space, the route offers pleasant climbing on jugs (and other largish holds) that don't suck. Climbers who succeed at the crux will find that the finishing moves still keep the pump a burning in their whole damned body.

This one will make you feel as if your ass in on the front half of your body. GET ON IT! Those who simply have the ability to hold on for dear life may have a suitable advantage over those who are total puds. Other than that, be prepared to flail and have fun. This one is soooo good!


Find the Space Balls Wall at the far right hand side of The Darkside by taking the Ludicrous Trail to the ledge. This would be the third route from the left.


8 quickdraws. Open anchors

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