Funny Climbing Gym Stories?
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So, last night I was at the ole' BRC and realized that the general collection of humanity at your typical climbing gym combines in some pretty humorous/cringe-worthy ways. |
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Yesterday at the other gym in town, a lady couldn't make say, the 4th or 5th clip and was yelling, LOUDLY to her partner, that she was going to fall - she was a close to the next clip as you could have possibly have been. they were on like a .10b. |
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Less a story, more of an observation... But at the BRC, in the "annex" bouldering area (a place I refer to as "Bro Beach") I have gotten the distinct impression that there's some unwritten rule that a minimum of 50% of the boulderers are required to go shirtless. Which like, come on, nobody wants your organic, gluten-free body funk all over those holds. |
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Had to stop a pair of gumbies the other night who were attempting to toprope a lead only arch route. I told them to try looking up... |
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The Blueprint Part Dank wrote:Less a story, more of an observation... But at the BRC, in the "annex" bouldering area (a place I refer to as "Bro Beach") I have gotten the distinct impression that there's some unwritten rule that a minimum of 50% of the boulderers are required to go shirtless. Which like, come on, nobody wants your organic, gluten-free body funk all over those holds.Try PG in Portland. Its a bunch of shirtless dudes in skinny jeans. It's like there's no pride in the world anymore. I worked at a gym in Seattle for a while. It's not really a funny story, but one day a guy in his 40's or so dropped from the top hold of a bouldering problem. It was a planned fall so it wasn't awkward or anything, probably about 10 feet, but when he hit the pad a loud SNAP echoed through the building. The guy had an open Tib-Fib fracture. What was really strange to me is that I actually had to ask the couple other people bouldering to stop bouldering around this guy whose leg was split open lying in a pool of blood. |
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So many... |
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My fiance and I are warming up in boulder cave at our local climbing gym. A bro struggles and upper body powers his way up a V1. My fiance, who was about half his size, then gets on the same problem and does it with perfect form. He's still breathing hard and she didn't even work getting up it. |
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I wrote a pretty long report once about the guy and his son who were both climbing in 2 pairs of shorts. The second pair went over the harness and had a small incision so as to tie in. |
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Marcelo F wrote:The belayer was distracted trying to talk to some girls.Which is a good prompt for stories in and of itself. Ladies? Any super cringe-worthy pickup attempts to share? |
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A couple years ago I saw a guy at the BRC top roping with two chalk bags, one for each hand, on each side of his harness clipped to a gear loop. Probably an engineer... |
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I saw a weird thing at the gym last year. |
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Geese where To start..... |
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Random guy in the gym slips off the sit start move of the problem he's on and rolls backward into the knee of the girl walking behind him, dislocating her kneecap. She's crying a little but keeps it together even though its very clear she's having a bad time. A couple folks gather to 'help', including sweaty shirtless bro who crouches down in her space and proclaims loudly to her and the room that he has seen this kind of thing before and if she wants, he can pop it back into place for her right there on the mat. |
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The Blueprint Part Dank wrote: Which is a good prompt for stories in and of itself. Ladies? Any super cringe-worthy pickup attempts to share?A few years ago there was this super sketch guy who would come into to the gym all the time and only talk to me. He would drink beer before and during his workout claiming it would boost his performance (this was a gym on a dry college campus). He invited me to go deep water soloing for the weekend in the middle of nowhere with his super sketch friends. Thankfully I had to go away for 6 months for work and when I came back I never saw him again. |
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Summersville Lake approach is not anywhere near 2 miles it is like half a mile maybe 1 mile if you go to the very end! Go to google maps if u want and you can measure distance on there. |
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Mark E Dixon wrote:One of the regulars, who does hour long aerobic laps on the autobelays, soloed up in his street shoes and freed her before the rest of us could stop gawking. I was impressed by his quick, effective action.That sounds like a real ass American hero |
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Mark Finnigan wrote:Disclaimer: This is not a story, but rather a scenario I've always wanted to witness. I've actually considered doing as a prank just to see the reactions.Dude, that shit would go viral! |
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There is a pair of women who are frequently at the climbing gym I go to who wear very showy outfits, don't climb very hard, but make a lot of noise and generally take up a lot of space doing so. They appear to be in their 40s. One of them is a LITTLE bit on the thin side. The gym I go to puts a loop in the top ropes around the spindle to increase friction which, my opinions on that notwithstanding, can lead to pretty serious friction when lowering in humid weather or with an older, slightly puffy rope. I'm on the denser side and I've had to wiggle around a little bit to get the lowering process going. |
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Altered Ego wrote:A couple years ago I saw a guy at the BRC top roping with two chalk bags, one for each hand, on each side of his harness clipped to a gear loop. Probably an engineer...Or, you know, John Sherman... youtube.com/watch?v=ZLmr-fT… |
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There was a dude traversing the roped climbing walls. He came to a 'dihedral' and copped a no hands rest while stemming 12" off the ground, furiously dipping his hands in his TWO chalk bags (one on each hip) and shaking out like a mad man. |
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Outdoor stories involving gym climbers:
That guy was out with a newbie that day, and I've seen him out with other newbies other times, though I don't think he's actually a guide; I think he takes gym pals outdoors. I don't want to know what incorrect and/or dangerous things he is teaching people. |