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F*ck Me Pumps 

YDS: 5.13+ French: 8b Ewbanks: 30 UIAA: X- ZA: 31 British: E7 7a

Type:  Sport, TR, 1 pitch, 70'
Original:  YDS: 5.13+ French: 8b Ewbanks: 30 UIAA: X- ZA: 31 British: E7 7a [details]
FA: FA: Alex Kirkpatrick (2014). Equipped By: Dan Michael & Ray Ringle
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Submitted By: Luke Bertelsen on Mar 4, 2006

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Not that I advocate chipping/drilling holds but this is a very fun climb. The climb trends left on overhanging terrain on decent holds that are a fairly far apart. There are several undercling sequences that are very tough. This route has not seen an ascent and does not get much traffic either. It is, however, fun to top rope even if you can not do all of the moves.


On Cowpunks wall this is the 2nd route from the left arete where the route Cowpunks is located.


Bolts to chain anchors.

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By Alex Kirkpatrick
Apr 17, 2014

I re-bolted this on 4/15/2014 and sent it on 4/16/2014. The name stays. Bitchin route. Its not over till its over. The go before the send I fell after pulling the final lip on the final 11+/12a moves right before standing up and clipping the chains. Bolts are all in much better places now if you've been on it in the past. Also the approach is trimmed up considerably and I put some fixed lines in. Go get it!
By 1Eric Rhicard
Apr 18, 2014

Nice going Alex. Glad to see someone finally climbed this thing.
By Luke Bertelsen
From: Tucson, AZ
Apr 18, 2014

Congrats, Alex!!!
By Hendrixson
From: Tucson, AZ
Apr 20, 2014

Strong work, Alex. You have once again demonstrated that these unfinished projects are indeed possible. Any change to the proposed grade?
By Alex Kirkpatrick
Apr 21, 2014

John, I don't feel like I can suggest an accurate or meaningful grade right now.

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