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Fat Man's Misery 

YDS: 5.5 French: 4b Ewbanks: 13 UIAA: IV+ ZA: 11 British: MS 4a

Type:  Trad, 1 pitch, 60'
Original:  YDS: 5.5 French: 4b Ewbanks: 13 UIAA: IV+ ZA: 11 British: MS 4a [details]
FA: Unknown
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Submitted By: Nathan Fisher on Jul 15, 2002

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BETA PHOTO: An overview of the left side of the Five Fingers A...

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At the base of Five Finger Wall, to the left of the "five fingers" is a large pine tree with a 3rd class scramble below it. Get to this pine tree. It then climbs up the relatively easy slab-corner system to the big chimney. Climb the right wall of the chimney using the crack. Fun hand and fist jams, and easy footwork.


Medium to large gear protect this climb well. Hexes were especially good. Natural anchors at the top so bring runners.

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By Mark P Thomas
From: Draper
May 15, 2017
rating: 5.5 4b 13 IV+ 11 MS 4a

No wide gear is needed for this climb. I sewed it up and used BD 2x#0.4, 1x#0.5, 2x#0.75, 1x#1-3. Anchor off bushes at the top but be careful of loose rock. You can also reach the rappel anchor to The Waltz & Tenderloin to avoid leaving slings at the top, and an easier descent option from those routes rather than the pine tree.

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