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Everything's Little in China 

YDS: 5.11c French: 6c+ Ewbanks: 24 UIAA: VIII- ZA: 24 British: E4 6a

   
Type:  Sport, 70'
Original:  YDS: 5.11c French: 6c+ Ewbanks: 24 UIAA: VIII- ZA: 24 British: E4 6a [details]
FA: Mike Cronin
Season: Summer, definately summer since winter makes the shrinkage that much worse.
Page Views: 17
Submitted By: BBQ on Apr 13, 2011

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Everything's Little in China, 5.11c

Description 

Size isn't everything and sterotypes are not politically correct, unless, you have data to back them up. However, according to the world penis size map, there might be some evidence to suggest that all those dudes in China decided to build the world's biggest wall so that they could at least have that to brag about. Seriously though, all the appendage jokes aside, this route will make yours shrivel with fear. The start is hard, very, very HARD. At some point in this hard start, it might be advisable to ERECT a strategy for hanging onto all the PRICKly littly crimps that are gonna be the only thing keeping you from becoming FLACID and LIMP. With a STROKE of good luck, you might get to redpoint after your belayer takes up slack and asks, "How's it HANGING?"

Location 

Oddly enough, Everything's Little in China is one giant step for manhood directly to the left of Everything's Big in Texas.

Protection 

Condoms. Never leave home without them. Oh yeah, about a dozen quickdraws might help too.


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Rock Climbing Photo: Everything's Little in China, 5.11c
Everything's Little in China, 5.11c
Rock Climbing Photo: Everything's Little in China, 5.11c
Everything's Little in China, 5.11c
Rock Climbing Photo: Everything's Little in China, 5.11c
Everything's Little in China, 5.11c
Rock Climbing Photo: Not a picture that does it justice, but might give...
Not a picture that does it justice, but might give...
Rock Climbing Photo: Through the trees you can make out Everything's Li...
Through the trees you can make out Everything's Li...
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Well, that is certainly educational. For those of ...

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By Mikel Cronin
Apr 18, 2011

Brent
You are a fricking genius. Keep em comin.