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What are some of the best rock climbing puns you know? Devlin McGuire
Joined Jun 22, 2011
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Feb 3, 2013
Nice rack! Buff Johnson
Joined Dec 19, 2005
545 points
Feb 3, 2013
It's always hard when you loose a nut... gunter
Joined Mar 2, 2011
11 points
Feb 3, 2013
High on crack.. Chitro
From Pune, India
Joined Jan 5, 2013
1,057 points
Feb 3, 2013
thats the wrong hole to put your finger in Brasky
Joined Jul 9, 2012
1 points
Feb 3, 2013
Spread your legs and trust the rubber! Abel Jones
From Boulder, CO
Joined Dec 24, 2010
241 points
Feb 3, 2013
the 60's, when sex was safe and climbing was dangerous John D
Joined Nov 24, 2010
19 points
Feb 3, 2013
A couple for ice climbing:

Push the bush.

Kick like you're going to poo, swing like you're going to screw.
climbing coastie
From Wasilla, AK
Joined Feb 2, 2011
87 points
Feb 3, 2013
Hey pretty lady, need a belay? I provide great friction MrZ
From Colorado
Joined Dec 17, 2010
282 points
Feb 3, 2013
gunter wrote:
It's always hard when you loose a nut...


That's why I carry a spare on some cord on my keychain ;)
Brendan Blanchard
From Boulder, CO
Joined Oct 18, 2010
599 points
Feb 3, 2013
smoke rocks climb trees Dylan Dwyer
From Sailboat, South of the Equator
Joined May 20, 2011
28 points
Feb 3, 2013
Just hangin' out...Or Royal Robbins' classic about aid climbing, getting all wrapped up in what you're doing. flynn
Joined Feb 9, 2002
25 points
Feb 3, 2013
I don't have any friends and my nuts are too small. KevinF
From Granby, CT
Joined Mar 9, 2010
3 points
Feb 3, 2013
I'll show you my rack if you show me yours....... AnthonyM
Joined Mar 5, 2009
43 points
Feb 3, 2013
you'll need some nuts for this one TDoyle
From Milford, MA
Joined Mar 1, 2012
144 points
Feb 3, 2013
Follow that seam. It's slippery at first, gets hairy towards the middle, but the top out is soft with two big jugs. matt davies
Joined Mar 9, 2007
0 points
Feb 3, 2013
spotter commentary

"pull your hips in, get solid"
Daniel S Parker
From Sandy Utah
Joined Dec 13, 2011
55 points
Feb 4, 2013
matt davies wrote:
Follow that seam. It's slippery at first, gets hairy towards the middle, but the top out is soft with two big jugs.


nice one. ha ha

"I've got my whole arm in here!"
Ben Brotelho
From Albany, NY
Joined May 4, 2011
699 points
Feb 4, 2013
Got Protection? Larry S
From Easton, Pennsylvania
Joined May 28, 2010
943 points
Feb 4, 2013
When my daughter was about two years old, I was talking about climbing with my broker and he said, "By the time she is 12 she will have a pretty big rack. My response, "I doubt it, look at her mother." JerryN
Joined Jan 13, 2008
0 points
Feb 4, 2013
Climber 1: "Wow, she's got a nice rack."
Climber 2: "I wouldn't lead on it."
JerryN
Joined Jan 13, 2008
0 points
Feb 4, 2013
Saw a Halloween costume that was a “gym route”. She had climbing holds attached her and a sign that said “5. Easy. Jugs on, cracks off.” Eddie Brown
From Tempe, Arizona
Joined Aug 13, 2009
1,012 points
Feb 4, 2013
I found out today that the rock in Clear Creek Canyon is really gneiss. And to think, all these years I've just taken it for granite.

(cue the groans...)
Bob Robinson
From Lone Tree, Colorado
Joined Aug 25, 2009
270 points
Feb 4, 2013
Bob Robinson wrote:
I found out today that the rock in Clear Creek Canyon is really gneiss. And to think, all these years I've just taken it for granite. (cue the groans...)


marbleous
Ben Brotelho
From Albany, NY
Joined May 4, 2011
699 points
Feb 4, 2013
My friend said that the crux of Bachar-Yerian was tenuous, I think it was more elevenuous.

Heyooooooo!!!
camhead
From Vandalia, Appalachia
Joined Jun 27, 2006
1,190 points
Feb 4, 2013
Ben Brotelho wrote:
marbleous


I have very strong feelings about some rock, but try not to get too sedimental.
camhead
From Vandalia, Appalachia
Joined Jun 27, 2006
1,190 points


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