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Aug 23, 2016
Rock Climbing Photo: Splitter Jams on the Israel/Palestine Security Wal...
Sorry for the basic vocabulary, MPers. This was written for a different audience. Rhymes with Bacefook. But it seems worth sharing here...

Once upon a time, I was 15. I was on a climbing trip with a 30 something named Kurt. I don't know why he dragged along a 15-year old. Must have been a loser. But not really, because he was always cool and kind.
We pulled up to a B&B near the Sierras (near Tuouolmne Meadows, in Yosemite National Park to be exact) and went in for breakfast.
Kurt checked something in the trunk and realized he'd forgotten all ALL his carabiners. You can't climb without carabiners. They connect your adventure to your rope.
Now, this story is about the generosity of the B&B owner, who would selflessly offer us the use of his whole rack of carabiners. But, we aren't there yet. First, I need to reminisce about his co-proprieter and wife. OMG. That tan, lean honey is why young boys' thoughts go astray.
Anyway, Kurt somehow mentioned that we were in the mountains to climb, but we didn't have any carabiners. Proprietor says: "Well, I could lend you some, if you don't run off with them."

And he gave us a rack of 20 carabiners. To total strangers from out of town. No ID no collateral.

We had a great adventure on Cathedral Peak in Tuolomne Meadows, and set off to drive home.We had lost one of the benefactor's biners somehow, and Kurt pulled the biner off his rear view mirror to make a good 20. We thanked the nice guy, and drove home.
Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Joined Mar 4, 2008
325 points
Aug 24, 2016
Rock Climbing Photo: Splitter Jams on the Israel/Palestine Security Wal...
I edited for click bait. Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Joined Mar 4, 2008
325 points
Aug 24, 2016
Rock Climbing Photo: snow peak
and this will get to 15 pages Sanllan
Joined Aug 21, 2014
142 points
Aug 24, 2016
Rock Climbing Photo: Killis Howard?
Tim Lutz
Joined Aug 9, 2012
43 points
Aug 24, 2016
I like to think of Jesus with giant eagles wings, and singin lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band.... SwabianAmi
Joined Mar 27, 2015
1,594 points
Aug 25, 2016
Rock Climbing Photo: CoR
They have medication for this, don't they? rging
From Salt Lake City, Ut
Joined Jul 18, 2011
211 points
Aug 25, 2016
?????whut? cragmantoo
Joined Mar 5, 2015
170 points
Aug 25, 2016
Please feel free to post the punch line whenever it's ready. Kemper Brightman
Joined Dec 28, 2011
1,873 points
Aug 25, 2016
Rock Climbing Photo: Slashface goodness taken by RTM
I think Macebook would have been better or maybe Bassbook Mike Brady
From Van Diesel, OR
Joined Jul 14, 2014
692 points
Aug 25, 2016
Rock Climbing Photo: Ringo at Riverside Boulder.
One too many Cheeba Chews? s.price
From PS,CO
Joined Dec 1, 2010
1,381 points
Aug 25, 2016
Mike Brady wrote:
I think Macebook would have been better or maybe Bassbook

Mombook....
cragmantoo
Joined Mar 5, 2015
170 points
Aug 25, 2016
Sanllan wrote:
and this will get to 15 pages



I'll wager 7.
Clay Hansen
From Colorado
Joined Jan 18, 2010
45 points
Aug 26, 2016
Rock Climbing Photo: snow peak
picture of wife? Sanllan
Joined Aug 21, 2014
142 points
Aug 26, 2016
Nathanael
From Riverside, CA
Joined May 27, 2011
258 points
Aug 26, 2016
Rock Climbing Photo: snow peak
what brand of shoes are those? old lasportiva? Sanllan
Joined Aug 21, 2014
142 points
Aug 26, 2016
Rock Climbing Photo: We shall continue with style
Sanllan wrote:
what brand of shoes are those? old lasportiva?

what shoes?
BigB
From Red Rock, NV
Joined Feb 18, 2015
311 points
Aug 26, 2016
Rock Climbing Photo: Splitter Jams on the Israel/Palestine Security Wal...
Sanllan wrote:
picture of wife?


Sorry, Sanllan, but in 1978 when I was 15, I just didn't have my iPhone with me. :) But she was softer, cuter, and more 70's natural than the bouldering babe in the picture.
Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Joined Mar 4, 2008
325 points
Aug 31, 2016
Rock Climbing Photo: CoR
Did he have the number to Rock and Resole? rging
From Salt Lake City, Ut
Joined Jul 18, 2011
211 points
Aug 31, 2016
I saw a ufo at Yosemite in March of 2013, flying over Bishops Terrace.
Not sure if this is relevent to this thread
StonEmber
From Raleigh, NC
Joined Mar 26, 2013
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