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Buick Rocks and Hitler's Sex Life

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Buick Rocks and Hitler's Sex Life Rock Climbing 

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These three crags sit on the same hillside facing SW. The routes are mostly short (less than 80 feet) trad and mixed routes requiring some natural protection, often toprope-able. The grades range from 5.7-5.11. Although the 15+ possible routes here are not the best in this area, the Green Slab (5.9+) on Buick Rocks 1st Buttress and an unnamed face route (5.10) on Buick Rocks 2nd Buttress are worthwhile climbs. The approach is a short but loose rocky trail up from the pullout.

Getting There 

From the Shelly Cottage turnoff follow County Road 80 about .6 miles, 0.1 miles past the Entryway slabs. Pullout on the left or right and hike up to the right to the crags.

Climbing Season

For the Longmont Reservoir Area (aka Buttonrock) area.

Weather station 10.2 miles from here

9 Total Climbing Routes

['4 Stars',0],['3 Stars',1],['2 Stars',4],['1 Star',4],['Bomb',0]

Classic Climbing Routes in Buick Rocks and Hitler's Sex Life

Mountain Project's determination of the classic, most popular, highest rated climbing routes for Buick Rocks and Hitler's Sex Life:
Green Slab   5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a     Sport   
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Initial Route 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b  Colorado : Lyons : ... : Buick Rocks and Hitler's Se...
This enjoyable 2 pitch route is on the southwest face of Hitler's Sex Life. It doesn't appear to get climbed much. The route begins beneath the low point/left end of the horizontal seam. Pitch 1 is about 50% traverse.P1. Work up into the seam and follow it up and to the right until it ends at an A-shaped slot with a shallow vertical crack. Follow this crack up (crux) about six feet to a sloping ledge. Be sure to place a piece here to protect your follower from a BIG swing, and continue fart...[more]   Browse More Classics in Colorado

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By Umph!
Oct 13, 2005
I actually agree with Hubbel's guide for this area in re: to "stars": Green Slab** is certainly worth doing as is The Buick*, and Unknown Face**. . . the [latter] being my favorite here. There's potential for more lines although, there is a sign posted (Boulder County I think) that says NO fixed hardware can be added. If you hike up to the [aqueduct] you'll find some nice lines up there (some trad. and some TR). If you are heading up the canyon or going to River Wall (et al.) then you should stop to climb these (the approach is 2 minutes).
By Ross Swanson
From: Pinewood Springs
Jul 15, 2006
There is a large quanity of poison Ivy here so know what to avoid before hiking up. The OH crack on the left inset rocks is pretty good but harder than 5.8 given in the book, and there is a moderate bolted line to its left, 10 or 9.

How did this place get this screwy name HSL? I'd vote to change the name back to the orginal name used by locals, and toss the name used in the guide book.
By George Bracksieck
Jul 15, 2012
HSL is the name of a Piana/Lavender route near the right end of the rock. Having possibly done the FA of the Initial Route, 11 years before their effort, I suggest naming this Buick Rock 3, in keeping with the theme in Gillett's guidebook.

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