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Bleu Plate Especial 

YDS: 5.9+ French: 5c Ewbanks: 17 UIAA: VI ZA: 17 British: E1 5a

Type:  Trad, 1 pitch, 50'
Original:  YDS: 5.9+ French: 5c Ewbanks: 17 UIAA: VI ZA: 17 British: E1 5a [details]
FA: Todd & Donette Swain, Terry English, Nancy Geismar, George Hurley
New Route: Yes
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Submitted By: Gunkswest on Oct 18, 2010

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Climb up a short, right leaning crack then pull past a bulge to a ledge. Climb the steeper, sculptured face above to the top.


Start about 30 feet to the right (toward Quail Springs) of the Mel Cracks at the next face. There is a large acacia (cat's claw) bush in front of the face.


Gear to a blue or purple Camalot to protect the route and medium to large cams and some slings to rig an anchor.

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By caughtinside
From: Oakland CA
Nov 2, 2011
rating: 5.10 6b 20 VII- 19 E2 5b

This climb has 4 bolts on it, the first is a glue in. Some engaging moves on the lower section. Standard Josh grain ball bearing detract from the climbing, as does the ledge halfway up the route you could park a car on. Still, some interesting and challenging moves on the bottom half. Felt more like 5.10 to me.

Hey JunkSweat, curious how you know the FA party names but not the name of this route?
By Russ Walling
Jan 27, 2014

Saw this today, and it is a travesty. A fucking glue in???? then some scrappy grainy moves to lay down sized ledge... then maybe 9 feet of actual climbing up a scabby headwall? At what point do you guys say "why bother?".
By Russ Walling
Jan 28, 2014

It's true. I know a piece of shit when I see it. Unlike some of the rabid new routers, I can actually tell what will be a crap line on even crappier rock before I put up yet another blight on the landscape.
By caughtinside
From: Oakland CA
Jan 29, 2014
rating: 5.10 6b 20 VII- 19 E2 5b

I probably should have bombed this after I did it, it truly is a terrible route. But sometimes… that sort of thing just cracks my shit up. I mean, who would put the effort into bolting something so lousy? I had to admit, I had fun climbing it mostly because it was just so damn bad and the rock was even worse. Plus it's only 30' long and has a ledge you could park a car on half way up. And it required a glue in because the rock is so lousy! Won't even hold a bolt.

The beta for this one is to apply as much surface area of your clothing as possible and slither up. Use the friction to hold yourself in place, and the ball bearings for upward progress.

For the cherry on top, have fun with that cats claw right at the base. THis one has it all!
By Brandt Allen
From: Joshua Tree, Cal
Apr 19, 2014

Pretty darn gritty. My heart went pitter-patter as my feet went skitter-skatter.
By Locker
From: Yucca Valley, CA
May 27, 2016

I am not very picky when it comes to climbs and am known to have done my own fair share of "PILES".

But this one takes the cake!

We did it yesterday and I agree with Russ.

We also felt it to be a 10.

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