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Hueco: V0-1 Font: 4+

Type:  Boulder, 8'
Original:  Hueco: V0-1 Font: 4+ [details]
Season: Anything but Summer afternoons
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Submitted By: Zek on May 24, 2015

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BETA PHOTO: A beautifully chaotic boulder


This is one of the most beautiful boulders in Beardsley.

The route - a lower traverse - starts on decent hand holds, however the feet are awkward. The easiest way to start is with a high left foot.

There are a dozen ways to successfully do this route due to the variety of holds: crimps, jugs, an underclinged pinch, and slopers among other things (hence the name).

For the sake of flow and challenge, the top boulder is off (see pic). For the same reason, the right edge of the top boulder is on to aid with top out.

Crux is either the start or the rail of crimps.


Unknown boulder. Next to Split Boulders. See pic. It's on the way to the main boulders.


None needed. There is a small protruding boulder (where the pad is in the pic), which is possible to roll an ankle on, so just don't be silly.

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Rock Climbing Photo: Location - the blue dot.
BETA PHOTO: Location - the blue dot.
Rock Climbing Photo: Right edge of top boulder. This edge starts at the...
BETA PHOTO: Right edge of top boulder. This edge starts at the...
Rock Climbing Photo: The reason for including the top boulder; an annoy...
BETA PHOTO: The reason for including the top boulder; an annoy...
Rock Climbing Photo: The hardest part is the first two moves.
BETA PHOTO: The hardest part is the first two moves.

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