Totem vs Ultralight c4's in the purple, green, and red sizes

bearbreeder wrote: says the guy who not too long ago posted a thread about "whats your max free solo grade" ... with an video !!! mountainproject.com/v/how-c… oh the irony !!! ;) PS ... AZNs dont free solo ... anyone who says so is a racist ... its 2016 after all

What does me talking about free soloing have to do with your incoming spray war?

that guy named seb wrote: What does me talking about free soloing have to do with your incoming spray war?

oh the irony .... you dont even see it !!!

maybe you ARE a pokemon i can lure ... come here little pokemon ...

perhaps youd care to fly over here ... we can go do some FLEX together ... we can even do some romantic multi FLEXing at night

as the old klingon proverb goes .. "its ALWAYS a good day to die" !!!

no UL camalots will be harmed in the proccess ... i do recommend signing up as an organ donor though

;)

bearbreeder wrote: oh the irony .... you dont even see it !!! maybe you ARE a pokemon i can lure ... come here little pokemon ... perhaps youd care to fly over here ... we can go do some FLEX together ... we can even do some romantic multi FLEXing at night as the old klingon proverb goes .. "its ALWAYS a good day to die" !!! no UL camalots will be harmed in the proccess ... i do recommend signing up as an organ donor though ;)

This is kinda creepy when it's directed towards me, plz stahp. If you want flex comp we can do this though please don't call me your pokemon.

that guy named seb wrote: This is kinda creepy when it's directed towards me, plz stahp. If you want flex comp we can do this though please don't call me your pokemon.

come out here yung little white boi and we can FLEX together !!!

but to be totally serious i dont think youll make a good FLEX partner ... you yap too much and cant seem to have any PHUN !!!

my usual flex partner got injured chasing after whyte gurls (not joking) ...



besides yr not AZN ...

#AZNFlexingMatters

;)

BEHOLD MY SHOULDER AND FOREARM FLEX

Wow. You're like your own personal WikiLeaks page.

"Here's a vid of me soloing an easy route that I have wired..."

and ahem... "my partner took the vid of me without me knowing"

Please don't ever stop posting.

Wtf bb, what's going on? I'd prefer to go back to enjoying reading your posts.

Jim Turner wrote:Wtf bb, what's going on? I'd prefer to go back to enjoying reading your posts.

my apologies jim to you and other MPers who arent interested in the flex ...

but that kind little lady has been whispering in my ear quite a bit lately and every move its been tempting to listen to her

so im putting my MP affairs in order .... that is having fun with some of the snarky MP trolls ... before the call of that little lady gets too loud

im not quite sure how posting on MP works from the other side ... so best to get it all out now

;)

A few too many nips at the liquid chalk bottle?

You have the cutest little B cups, I wish you'd cut back on the carbs though so wouldn't have to hide your fat guts with you spare hand in your dating/climbing selfies.

don'tchuffonme wrote:LMAO. Good lord. Do you act like this in person when someone disagrees with you? It's funny how much you take beginners out too. You're like the local old crusty hardman that volunteers his services because gumbies looking up to you is like getting a heroin fix. Such a fragile little ego, so eager to have people look up to you and tell you that you're right and marvel at your wealth of knowledge. I've seen your type lots of places. There's something missing though... it's... can't quite place it... Yes! It's the fact that for as much touting of your skill as you seem to spray, no one's ever seen you actually climbing a hard route. It's either on a ledge with the picture of a hard route that you're not climbing, or a picture of someone else on one. Never you. But that's neither here nor there really. The most interesting thing about you is that everyone says the exact same thing about you. How many people have called you a know it all or some variation thereof? 20? 50? 100? 200? You claim to know everything or have a pamphlet to back up what you're saying in very specific circumstances, and when someone disagrees with you, you spend hours looking up material that corroborates what you're saying, then make fun of someone for not spending more time climbing. LOL. Dude, you are just an asshole. No way around it. Congrats, you made a vid that shows that a stopper won't work in one particular part of a crack where 99% of the time one would. Maybe try turning the nut 90 degrees further back in the crack then bring it down and forward. But fuck, you probably already thought of that didn't you? I mean, you are the fucking "bearbreeder" whatever the fuck that means. I'm sure you can spend an hour hiking out there, making another vid, showing me that it's not possible in that 20 inches of crack and then telling me I don't climb enough. Better get busy. Someone on the internet is wrong.

GOLD

Y'all need Jesus

bearbreeder wrote: 15 posts !!! its all right there ray you little pervert .... just because you dont climb is no reason to bemoan the PHATness of your big white belly ... nor your sexual preferences for "b cup" boys of colour i must say i will even forgive a little racist MP h8tah like you ... after all one should let it all go before the end shouldnt they? so all your little whinning, pretending to climb, posting of ghey pics, your lack of night climbing action, your perverted desire for AZN boys ... its all forgiven !!! perhaps you would join me for one FINAL FLEX ... after all step up and climb for once ... dont be a whyte h8tah stop being a little pretend climber .... #GoClimbForOnceRay ;)

No one here has said anything about race but you. Imagine that. Calling people whiners but you get butt hurt when someone disagrees with you and you go on a spray and posting rampage because of it. THAT'S whining. Then you call out people for being racist when you're the only one mentioning race. Are you aware of your blatant hypocrisy, or are you oblivious to it like all your other social ineptitude? You call people "Fcukang gumbayz" because they happen to have a different opinion than you, then you act as though you were the one that was attacked. You're pretty close to breaking, aren't you?

And for the record, Totem cams are awesome. You really can't go wrong with them. Everything else has been said.

bearbreeder wrote: 15 posts !!! its all right there ray you little pervert .... just because you dont climb is no reason to bemoan the PHATness of your big white belly ... nor your sexual preferences for "b cup" boys of colour i must say i will even forgive a little racist MP h8tah like you ... after all one should let it all go before the end shouldnt they? so all your little whinning, pretending to climb, posting of ghey pics, your lack of night climbing action, your perverted desire for AZN boys ... its all forgiven !!! perhaps you would join me for one FINAL FLEX ... after all step up and climb for once ... dont be a whyte h8tah stop being a little pretend climber .... #GoClimbForOnceRay ;)

Breeder, you battle sounds awesome!

youtu.be/0rXS7q9zS90?t=49

After our breakin' battle will you take your shirt off? This is gonna be so hot!

Ray Pinpillage wrote: Breeder, you battle sounds awesome! youtu.be/0rXS7q9zS90?t=49 After our breakin' battle will you take your shirt off? This is gonna be so hot!

This is even better than a flex battle, it's missing shirtless people though i think it makes up for it with the BDSM inspired clothing, truly a battle of the ages.

such combustibility

c'mon

Trying to figure out which person's posts make me want to eat a bullet more...Seb, or BB.

It's a tough call.

Is it too late to armchair lead that ground level crack with the pro of my choice?

OP: I haven't even seen the ULs but I'm not partial to BD anyway. I have a set of Totems (except the orange) and I really like them. I've had one occasion to use the smallest one (black) with just two lobes, and done so confidently. The design is pretty amazing, though in the larger sizes they get a little floppy like the Mastercams do. I decided not to get the orange one because of this and go with DMM Dragons after the red Totem.

I hate when I show up late to the party.

Why are we all flexing?
What does "chuff" mean?
Who's this lady on bearbreeders shoulder? Is this a rescue or an abduction situation?

Big gulps huh?