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Ryan Kempf
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Oct 1, 2013
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Boulder, CO
· Joined Jul 2011
· Points: 371
You name your dog "Rock" just to fk with people @ the crag.
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William Sonoma
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Oct 1, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Dec 2012
· Points: 3,550
you get mistaken for a coke head regularly...
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Hamlet73
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Oct 1, 2013
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Boulder, CO
· Joined Aug 2007
· Points: 230
... your climbing/ice boots/approach shoes are more than two thirds the total number of shoes you own
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pooler
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Oct 1, 2013
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Albany, NY
· Joined Sep 2009
· Points: 20
when you'er the only one in the room who doesn't think beta is something that used to go in a vcr in the 80's when while getting finger printed you are asked " what happened to your finger prints" ( this actually happened to me btw)
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BobGray
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Oct 1, 2013
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Salt Lake City, Utah
· Joined Jun 2006
· Points: 711
pooler wrote:when while getting finger printed you are asked " what happened to your finger prints" ( this actually happened to me btw) You're unable to enter a datacenter that uses finger print readers for access after a weekend at Indian Creek.
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Ball
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Oct 1, 2013
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Oakridge, OR
· Joined Jan 2010
· Points: 70
When asked to pull over and get directions you snap back "NO BETA!" Your rack costs more than your rack transportation vehicle. Your gas tank and oil pan are concave. You go through sunglasses like kleenex. You've mastered the ability to bathe with a pint of water. You budget for NPS tickets. You use climbing knots to tie your gate, dog, lanyards, etc. You're more anxious about rush hour traffic than run outs
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Keith Boone
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Oct 3, 2013
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Henderson, NV
· Joined Jul 2013
· Points: 492
you try to quit climbing more than once, but keep coming back.
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dave wave
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Oct 3, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Jan 2011
· Points: 25
...whenever you see rocks while your driving, you get excited...forget your driving, and start swerving into oncoming traffic.
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Taylor J
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Oct 3, 2013
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Taos NM
· Joined Nov 2010
· Points: 390
Keithb00ne wrote:you try to quit climbing more than once, but keep coming back. why would you quit climbing.... most climbers I know myself included could not even fathom the idea of not climbing....
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Ryan Kempf
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Oct 3, 2013
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Boulder, CO
· Joined Jul 2011
· Points: 371
You wear Sanuks with your dress pants/shirt to work. Or you could just be living in Boulder.
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Woodson
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Oct 3, 2013
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Park City, Ut.
· Joined May 2009
· Points: 180
You aspire to live in a van.
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Jon Zucco
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Oct 3, 2013
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Denver, CO
· Joined Aug 2008
· Points: 245
you spend more time on actual rock than posting on mp.
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Woodchuck ATC
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Oct 3, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Nov 2007
· Points: 3,280
Your 3 section fold out MadRock crashpad is the best you can do for a guest bed in the corner for visiting family and friends.
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BBQ
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Oct 3, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Apr 2009
· Points: 554
You text "Wanna go climbing?" so much your phone has it memorized.
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Brett Thompson
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Oct 3, 2013
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Washington State
· Joined Jun 2011
· Points: 135
when you "pay rent" at your girlfriends house....
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jack s.
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Oct 3, 2013
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Kamloops, BC
· Joined Jan 2011
· Points: 10
Woodchuck ATC wrote: OR, your Prana pants and clean shirt are your best dress clothes for attending weddings and funerals. Haha, just did this about a month ago at a friends wedding, then climbed in them the next day.
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Woodchuck ATC
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Oct 3, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Nov 2007
· Points: 3,280
jack s. wrote: Haha, just did this about a month ago at a friends wedding, then climbed in them the next day. Bad move, there go your dress clothes now, all dirty and torn up from climbing.
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stevie K
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Oct 4, 2013
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Las Vegas, NV
· Joined Feb 2011
· Points: 6
...you store your 100 ft. extension cord in a mountaineer's coil.
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dave wave
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Oct 4, 2013
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Jan 2011
· Points: 25
when your neighbors kids see all that crap hanging from your tree(bachar ladder, hangboard, campus board, woody)...they say "Is that a playground?"
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Ben Brotelho
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Oct 4, 2013
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Albany, NY
· Joined May 2011
· Points: 520
You go online to post some anecdotal quips in an effort prove to yourself and others that you're a climber.
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