Need Advice re: the rapture

Question to ponder today:
What if our entire existence is owed to some alien scientists, and on Saturday their final grant expires and they have no more funding?

Mike Lane wrote:Question to ponder today: What if our entire existence is owed to some alien scientists, and on Saturday their final grant expires and they have no more funding?

If Aliens were in charge they would have pulled the plug the second time we elected Bush Inc. and started the experiment over.

Yarp wrote: If Aliens were in charge they would have pulled the plug the second time we elected Bush Inc. and started the experiment over.

Both Bush and Obama are aliens wearing man-suits, the goofy ears are the giveaway. Hillary eats babies and Cheney spends most of time as a fungus in a deep secret cavern.

The Truth

http://portland.thephoenix.com/news/120934-god-hates-faqs/

How is the hookers, coke and climbing going?
Any good TR's from this?

The man from mars stopped eatin' cars and now he only eats guitars Get Up!!

Blondie, Rapture 1981

Edit: Wait, what time are we all gonna die?

I think you guys were supposed to die a half hour ago. Here on the east coast we've been dead for a good two and a half. Feels remarkably similar to being alive...

Trip Report:

Ended up in vegas, blew a bunch of coke and ended up elbow deep in hooker ass literally, ran out of money, pawned my rack for coke money, got some more hookers, woke up this morning in some shitty motel, spit at my reflection in the mirror, am now broke from having cleared out my savings, and just retained an attorney to sue family radio for making me do all of this because it was their fault

P.K. wrote:Trip Report: Ended up in vegas, blew a bunch of coke and ended up elbow deep in hooker ass literally, ran out of money, pawned my rack for coke money, got some more hookers, woke up this morning in some shitty motel, spit at my reflection in the mirror, am now broke from having cleared out my savings, and just retained an attorney to sue family radio for making me do all of this because it was their fault

Don't do it man! I had a similar experience back in the fake rapture of '94. Turns out being hungover, coked out, and with a questionable sexual history is still more fun than a lawsuit. You can buy another rack, but you can never pay enough to forget the horror of the absurd when Religion meets Government, MC'd by lawyers.

P.K. wrote:Trip Report: Ended up in vegas, blew a bunch of coke and ended up elbow deep in hooker ass literally, ran out of money, pawned my rack for coke money, got some more hookers, woke up this morning in some shitty motel, spit at my reflection in the mirror, am now broke from having cleared out my savings, and just retained an attorney to sue family radio for making me do all of this because it was their fault

Can we make this a class action lawsuit?

It could also be safe to say that humanity, dogs (mainly poodles), & cats were just not desirable for the rapture, and we are all equally screwed

gizmodo.com/5804259/the-bes…

I'll be climbing at Shortoff, so if I get taken away the next place I go better be freakin' cool. And I'm sure if I really do get taken off of this earth by God, then the next place will be a bit better than freakin' cool.

So will the Rapture then take place on the same day as the End of the World? I did not even know they were seperate events. Also, will there be a different press kit given out for each event? I could use some more Post-it note pads and logo imprinted pens.

I'm noticing a fair number of atheists weighing in here.Richard Dawkins has a great little program called the "Out Campaign"; a program encouraging atheists to "out" themselves,let the world know that we are here and there are a lot of us. Maybe someday we can be as popular as Muslims!
outcampaign.org/promotions

the Oracle wrote:The Truth portland.thephoenix.com/new…

hilarious

If I go climbing on Friday, I think I better stick to top-roped self belaying...

Better tell everyone at OWS, their wealth redistribution plan may fall through.