Lurkers suck

Ken Cangi wrote: Maybe I will hang out with you, as I get to yell: Rocket powa, mutha f--kuz!

I think we need to kill this thread.

Bob D, did you notice that Penn State won another NCAA title?
The women won the volleyball title last week.
Good job!

I am at the airport in New Zealand ready to fly back home,
so be ready to put in more new routes when I get back.
I've got an itchy trigger finger.

Greg

Bob D'Antonio wrote:Talking to yourself again???

Just thinking out loud.

Is it dead yet?
I really cannot believe that I read all of that.....OK scanned over most of that.
Did someone mention Boulder High being fun?
Yes it was, plus my graduating class included all of the famous climbers kids, Briggs, Culp and D-"bolt your ass"-Antonio.

BTW Bob, how is your son? Haven't seen him around in a few years.
Edit: page 24 hell yeah!!!! MP's X-mas gift to me!

This thread should've died many pages ago; now its like double-coyote ugly. Can't delete posts while suffering from "postus regrettus" or the page count falls.

Boulder High: anyone out there got a '79 yearbook? My picture is in there prominently under the "We beat Creek" section.

Is this the longest post ever on MP/ClimbingBoulder? Andy, John, anybody know?

Isn't there some old Hot Doggies thread from CB.com that was 100s of pages long?

Hot Doggies? I don't remember that one.

Weren't CB.com's pages a lot longer?

Lee Smith wrote:Is this the longest post ever on MP/ClimbingBoulder? Andy, John, anybody know?

I think so, I haven't seen anything with a life of it's own like this thread before ....

TP in SLC wrote: John hows the ice?

The ice is good. yesterday you earned every stick. Today you could hook about 75% of the time. The climbs in the skylight area are looking good, were heading up there tomorrow. There looks to no ice on the ribbon. Might head over to Silverton on Tuesday to check out the ice.

Some bolted trad line yada...in Boulder Canyon or the flatirons?

Sick thread...might be the thread where Boss McGillicudy makes his first appearance.

I like the competition to be at the top of a page. Friggin' classic.

Merry Christmas to lurkers every where!

Thought I would re-introduce religion to help keep this thing going. Back to lurking.......

Lee Smith wrote:Is this the longest post ever on MP/ClimbingBoulder? Andy, John, anybody know?

Here are some stats:

The "Religion" thread from 2006:

Reached 21 pages, 507 posts, 11,888 views

Climber's having some fun & spreading some goodwill toward other climbers, SO FAR:

Reached 24 pages, 588 posts, 10,859 views

all the laughs are, of course, priceless.

"T'was Some Convoluted Day/Night Timeframes Before Christmas"
(A summary)
-------------------------------------------------------------

T'was a few nights before Christmas
and all thru the site
not a lurker was stirring, not even John Glime;

The comments were posted on the forum with care
in hopes that an Admin would not lock up their wares;

The cams were all grouped and aligned in my bag
while visions of Wingate danced in my head;

the wife sound asleep, and I with my drink,
had returned to the keyboard to elicit some stink;

when up on the site their arose such a stir-
Cangi was back, at full-throttle for sure!
I sat down my glass and gazed in alarm,
wait, he was defending the Mormans from that devil Horan;
I lurked awhile longer, and then scanned the FA's,
(knowing that this was just a passing phase),

Upon return and reading more,
my mouth became sour. . .

Revelations had emerged, in this very hour!

I thought once, then twice, before pounding the keys,
those Devil's won't win THIS fight with ease!

I typed "You are wrong, and how dare you proclaim. . .
and then I called them each (those Devils), by name:
Cangi!, Bubb!, Radcliffe! and Glime!
quit talking your shit and insulting my design!
Kirra!, Horan!, TP! and Tea!
your babble and gibberish makes me feel ill-at-ease!
Quit your attacks, the Christians (er, um, Catholics) are grand!
death and damnation to you, with your head in the sand!
Listen to me, a Bishop I am!"

And then out of nowhere there arose an odd post
from an old man, an Italian, whom some admire I s'pose
he slung out some words, so bitter and cold,
each angry and whacked, without context, and all holes!
But somehow, somewhere, his stink settled in
those devils were uniting, the good guys looked grim!

I looked to the heavens, my prayers had been heard
John Glime had appeared, and his prose all concured!

He looked kinda funny, as I scanned thru his page
A teacher I read, and near middle-age
But this was it, the break I prayed for
My words would be taken out of context no more!

And as quick as it rose, it sooner did crash
The Devils all turned and attacked with a clash
Bob D (the old Italian) bolted my ass!

They then turned on Glime, my saviour for sure
and demeaned him until, he yelled and implored:
"Lock this site, lock this site I can take it no more!
I take it back, change the teams, Poindexter's a bore!!!"

Feeling weary and buzzed, and tired and slight
I added last words before ending the night,
"We can play Christian and Muslim, don't worry dear Glime,
you and me will be friends, for a long, long time!"
(and then in the distance, I heard a small puke. . .
and saw one last time, old Bob's ill-refute).

Merry Christmas ya flippin' nutjobs!
_ Your Not-So-Friendly Neighborhood Bishop

Classic Cameron!

I wear the Nutjob title proudly.

Merry Christmas everyone!

Bob,

sent you a little note via the website. Let me know if it doesn't show.
Cheers

Good stuff cameron!!

Priceless.

LOL Cam ~(-: >>good luck with the Fat Man everybody - Happy Holidays..!

ps ~ b'careful if your talkin smack to Rudolph..!!