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Buff Johnson
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Feb 13, 2014
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Dec 2005
· Points: 1,145
I assume the female chart is more like a rotating sphere w/ anywhere from one to one thousand select options at a time
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Rhett Burroughs
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Feb 13, 2014
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Salt Lake City, UT
· Joined Apr 2006
· Points: 230
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Tim Stich
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Feb 13, 2014
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Colorado Springs, Colorado
· Joined Jan 2001
· Points: 1,520
Better find him quick, ladies, that Last Good Man. The rest of us shits are going to live forever.
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MTN MIA
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Feb 13, 2014
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Vail
· Joined May 2006
· Points: 405
Wyatt Payne wrote:Climbing right now? Sweet sounds like an evening Solo of the Fang? Way to go! If that's the case you are head and shoulders better than the Porn Star, Rocket Scientist, Ballerina that seems to be where the dudes have set their standards. Well I didn't solo the Fang but I did cruise it today!
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Brian in SLC
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Feb 14, 2014
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Sandy, Utah
· Joined Oct 2003
· Points: 21,746
^^^^^^ Nice! Well...hello... Ha ha...fun thread. And Locker...I bet those two teeth are negotiable...
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Ian Cavanaugh
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Feb 14, 2014
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Ketchum, ID
· Joined Sep 2010
· Points: 620
I was going to send a replay but I'm in to "boobs" not "noobs"! Im not into giving out TRs while your jugging, kind of a waste of time. I should be half way up the next pitch short fixing waiting for you to send up the rest of your big rack.
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Rwwon ru
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Feb 14, 2014
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Jul 2012
· Points: 35
Perhaps another important ability this man must be able to do.
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MTN MIA
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Feb 14, 2014
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Vail
· Joined May 2006
· Points: 405
Ian: TR jugging??? Not for me. Big wall solo on El Cap? You bet!!!!
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MTN MIA
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Feb 15, 2014
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Vail
· Joined May 2006
· Points: 405
Nielsonru wrote:Perhaps another important ability this man must be able to do. Of course
.. A man who can take a whiz while doing a handstand
. mandatory!
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Woodchuck ATC
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Feb 15, 2014
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Nov 2007
· Points: 3,280
Princess Mia wrote: Of course
.. A man who can take a whiz while doing a handstand
. mandatory! I was thinking he either must: 1) be over 8 ft tall, or 2) have a super stream to 'aim high' for accuracy..a sure sign of manliness for mountain man qualification. And he must be ready, willing to clean up after himself when a certain mess is left on floor and wall !!
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Tug
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Feb 15, 2014
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Jul 2007
· Points: 0
Did you dump your boyfriend or are you collecting more?
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5.samadhi Süñyātá
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Feb 15, 2014
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asheville
· Joined Jul 2013
· Points: 40
Princess Mia wrote:Yeah ladies we can have fun too!!! Age: non specified
just mature, PLEASE Looks: Stinky men or overall dirtbags should NOT respond, and if you are too fat, too skinny, too short, too tall
. not interested, must have a solid 6-pack and big guns, but not the kind in a bottle or made to shoot. Skip the old ripped jeans and patched up jacket from 10 years ago. Not cool. Climbing ability: Must come with solid knowledge, skill and experience!!!! NO NOOBS!!!! I am not into teaching and I am not patient
must be a trad climber and willing to journey on long and epic adventures. And no complaining when I want to lead all the rad shit!!!! A solid rack mandatory to complement my own badass rack. Must be a solid ice climber and mountaineer. No complaining during unplanned bivys in the winter, must have all relevant gear and have the experience to use it. FInancial: Yeah
must be willing to support my ongoing quest for climbing. No living in the back of a Tacoma
. Tents are for the birds
.. Good food and wine should always be provided, in copious amounts
.. Political and religious views: Leave those at home
just accept mine!!!! Other interests: Climbing is all that matters so no kids, dogs, books, shows, football etc. It will not work. Damn you described me to a T for the guy you don't want. Here I sit ripped jeans, patched jacket, living in my tacoma, unemployed, dirtbag.
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Woodchuck ATC
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Feb 15, 2014
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Nov 2007
· Points: 3,280
5.samadhi wrote: Damn you described me to a T for the guy you don't want. Here I sit ripped jeans, patched jacket, living in my tacoma, unemployed, dirtbag. You, and a few dozen western states full of climbers that fit the same description. Not to leave out the south and east coast dirtbags too. 'Ya think maybe there are a dozen or so fit, decent men that would qualify within the U.S?
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chuffnugget
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Feb 16, 2014
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Bolder, CO
· Joined Sep 2011
· Points: 0
Princess Mia, your prince awaits:
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Woodchuck ATC
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Feb 16, 2014
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Nov 2007
· Points: 3,280
Wyatt Payne wrote:Climbing right now? Sweet sounds like an evening Solo of the Fang? Way to go! If that's the case you are head and shoulders better than the Porn Star, Rocket Scientist, Ballerina that seems to be where the dudes have set their standards. That's quite a combination there...The ageing ballerina who had a youthful regretable secret past as a porn star, and now after her toes and ankles have given out, she finishes up her PhD and is now a rocket scientist. But if she can't go out and solo the Fang some evening,,well, just toss her aside with the other rejects.
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Brian
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Feb 16, 2014
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North Kingstown, RI
· Joined Sep 2001
· Points: 804
Sorry Mia, all the men with those qualifications are taken. They have boyfriends.
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Jeff Samuels
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Feb 16, 2014
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Feb 2014
· Points: 30
I know a stripper who is also a contortionist and just the right kind of crazy. She got a set clientel though.Woodchuck you do sound desperate. Just trying to help.
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Woodchuck ATC
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Feb 16, 2014
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Nov 2007
· Points: 3,280
Jeff Samuels wrote:I know a stripper who is also a contortionist and just the right kind of crazy. She got a set clientel though.Woodchuck you do sound desperate. Just trying to help. Like it says above, the stripper-contortionist-pornstar-ballerina-rocket scientist kind of girl, just won't cut it here at MP, UNLESS she is ready to go for some steep ice this winter!!!
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Jeff Samuels
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Feb 16, 2014
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Feb 2014
· Points: 30
Woodchuck ATC wrote: Like it says above, the stripper-contortionist-pornstar-ballerina-rocket scientist kind of girl, just won't cut it here at MP, UNLESS she is ready to go for some steep ice this winter!!! Dude, silo schmiloh! You are retired so get your ass to Canada! We are going next year for sure. The place is called "ice fields" . Ice freaking fields! And stop all that nonsense. You are too old for that foolshhness. Enjoy your life!
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Mic Fairchild
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Feb 24, 2014
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Boulder
· Joined Jan 2003
· Points: 360
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So, what was the final resolution of this adventure? New stallion for the Princess, or another month of disappointment?
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