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Sep 27, 2024 Yosemite NP > … > Valley N Side > H. Royal Arches… > Royal Arches > Eastern Royal Arches [Redacted] 5.10b ● Utterly pathetic that "Surf Nazi" is redacted. This is a critique of Surf/Climbing localism and its ills. S… View Comment
Aug 4, 2024 Yosemite NP > Tuolumne Meadows > Medlicott Dome > W Face, Right > Shipoopi! (5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a PG13) Drilling on the second pitch ● At the very limit of stance drilling due to steepness. View Comment
May 8, 2024 Yosemite NP > … > Valley N Side > H. Royal Arches… > Royal Arches > Western Royal Arches Tenaya's Tears 5.10c PG13 ● Technically its apparently not closed (?) so Tenaya's to Sons could be an option. View Comment
Feb 21, 2024 Yosemite NP > Yosemite Valley > Valley N Side > B. El Capitan > 4. E Buttress East Buttress 5.10b ● Bee-tee-dubs: Best in Fall (Horsetail Falls has produced many epics by noon when the wind blowing spray on… View Comment
Jan 17, 2024 Yosemite NP > … > Valley N Side > H. Royal Arches… > Royal Arches > Western Royal Arches CLOSED FOR SAFETY Super Natural 5.10- ● These pictures should be in the dictionary under "splitter". :D View Comment
Nov 10, 2023 Yosemite NP > Yosemite Valley > Valley S Side > I. Glacier Poin… > 6. GPA - Right Side Anchors Away 5.11a PG13 ● I'm not sure who the original FA party was if not Harrison and Breidenbach but the route is morbidly named… View Comment

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General > General Climbing Reply: An unpopular take on The Alpinist Aug 22, 2024 NateC wrote: Do I say what? That their death isn't meaningful? Pretty much, but the irony is that it's not more or less meaningful than the old man who fell down the stair… View Message
General > General Climbing Reply: An unpopular take on The Alpinist Aug 22, 2024 Andy Shoemaker wrote: For starters: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_equivalenceClimbing, physical activity in general, is a physical way to connect with the real world… View Message
General > General Climbing Reply: An unpopular take on The Alpinist Aug 21, 2024 NateC wrote: Almost 5 years of working as an ER nurse has taught me to not have an opinion on the way others choose to live, or die. I certainly don’t want them voici… View Message
General > General Climbing Reply: An unpopular take on The Alpinist Aug 16, 2024 Cherokee Nunes wrote: If I may suggest, and its a suggestion only - let the dead rest. Stop trying to forensically diagnose the man. I say, celebrate him! Celebrate th… View Message
General > General Climbing Reply: Why do you love rock climbing? Aug 14, 2024 My eyes linger...on the ridgelines and the sun silhouetting a gnarled pine, the survivor of dozens of storms. The cliff residents. Lichen, in all its variety.Dikes, knobs, crys… View Message
General > Trad Climbing Reply: Post Awesome Trad Videos #3 Aug 14, 2024 Eric Marx wrote: I ask this because this is something I talk to my wife about when she's editing our videos, and besides Dave Macleod(and recently some of the Wideboyz) I… View Message

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5.10- 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a 781 ● CLOSED FOR SAFETY Sons of Yest… Trad 6 pitches Yosemite NP > … 1 2 > Royal Arches > Western Royal Arches
5.9- 5c 17 VI 16 HVS 4c 66 ● Gemini Cracks Trad 3 pitches Lake Tahoe > … > Calaveras Domes > Hammer Dome
5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b PG13 17 ● Tenaya's Tears Trad 7 pitches Yosemite NP > … 1 2 > Royal Arches > Western Royal Arches
5.10+ 6b+ 21 VII+ 20 E3 5b 26 ● Hogwash Sport 2 pitches Yosemite NP > … 1 > DAFF Dome > S Flank
5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c 2 ● Devil Waves Sport Yosemite NP > … 1 2 > Royal Arches > Western Royal Arches
5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b 10 ● Old Cranks Trad Lake Tahoe > … 1 > Bowman Valley > Rediscovery Dome Left

● *CLOSED FOR SAFETY* Sons of…

Yosemite NP > … 1 2 > Royal Arches > Western Royal Arches

Avg:	781
hillbilly:

5.10- 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a Trad 6 pitches

● Gemini Cracks

Lake Tahoe > … > Calaveras Domes > Hammer Dome

Avg:	66
hillbilly:

5.9- 5c 17 VI 16 HVS 4c Trad 3 pitches

● Tenaya's Tears

Yosemite NP > … 1 2 > Royal Arches > Western Royal Arches

Avg:	17
hillbilly:

5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b PG13 Trad 7 pitches

● Hogwash

Yosemite NP > … 1 > DAFF Dome > S Flank

Avg:	26
hillbilly:

5.10+ 6b+ 21 VII+ 20 E3 5b Sport 2 pitches

● Devil Waves

Yosemite NP > … 1 2 > Royal Arches > Western Royal Arches

Avg:	2
hillbilly:

5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c Sport
5.11b

● Old Cranks

Lake Tahoe > … 1 > Bowman Valley > Rediscovery Dome Left

Avg:	10
hillbilly:

5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b Trad