Route Name |
Location |
Star Rating |
Difficulty |
Date |
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[Redacted]
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San Francisco B…
> …
1
2
> Indian Rock Side
> [Redacted]
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V4+ 6B+
Boulder
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Sep 10, 2023 · I’m in my indoor kid era
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Knapsack Crack
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Lake Tahoe
> …
1
> Hogsback
> N Face
|
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5.5 4b 13 IV+ 11 MS 4a
Trad 3 pitches
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Jun 19, 2023 · Solo. I got foot fungus it’s real bad
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Surrealistic Pillar
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Lake Tahoe
> …
> Lover's Leap
> Lower Buttress
|
|
5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Trad 3 pitches
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Jun 19, 2023 · Solo. note to self: use surrealistic pillar to reference your dong in the next rap song u write
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Bear's Reach
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Lake Tahoe
> …
1
> Main Formation
> E Wall
|
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5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Trad 3 pitches
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Jun 19, 2023 · Solo. I could fight a bear with my hands
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La Cosita, Right
|
Yosemite NP
> …
1
2
3
> Southwest Base
> Little John & La Cosita
|
|
5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Trad
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May 30, 2023 · first glance —> :)
first touch —> :(
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Braille Book
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Yosemite NP
> …
1
> P. Cathedral Area
> 5. Higher Cathedral Rock
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5.8+ 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Trad 6 pitches
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May 30, 2023 · good thing I can’t read
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Reed's Pinnacle-Direct Route
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Yosemite NP
> …
1
> At. Reed's Pinn…
> Reed's Pinnacle
|
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5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Trad 3 pitches
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May 29, 2023 · I stayed really still at the base and the ants carried me up like a big twig
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Stone Groove
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Yosemite NP
> …
1
> At. Reed's Pinn…
> Reed's Pinnacle
|
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5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
Trad
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May 29, 2023 · hi rachel :)
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Squealer
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Sonora Pass Hig…
> Table Mountain
> Grotto
|
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5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a
Trad, Sport
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May 22, 2023 · long route! Almost tall enough to not hear the mob high schoolers at the base
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Go with the Flow
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Sonora Pass Hig…
> Table Mountain
> Grotto
|
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5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Trad
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May 22, 2023 · every day I give thanks that I am no longer an insecure high schooler
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Table Manners
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Sonora Pass Hig…
> Table Mountain
> Grotto
|
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5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Trad
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May 22, 2023 · Lead. Fav part of this one was when one of the high schoolers at the base kept talking about how her skin tasked like a baby
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Amazing Face
|
San Francisco B…
> …
1
> Boy Scout Rocks
> Lower Tier
|
|
5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Sport
|
May 14, 2023 · this route was named after my face (I’m very attractive)
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Diagonal Crack
|
San Francisco B…
> …
1
> Boy Scout Rocks
> Lower Tier
|
|
5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Trad
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May 14, 2023 · why tf do we still have birds. what are they even providing us. I say we get rid of the spooky bastards
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Stegosaurus
|
San Francisco B…
> …
1
> Boy Scout Rocks
> Lower Tier
|
|
5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
Sport
|
May 14, 2023 · dinosaur
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Gruntle
|
San Francisco B…
> …
1
> Boy Scout Rocks
> Lower Tier
|
20
|
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5.10a/b 6a+ 19 VI+ 19 E2 5b
Sport
|
May 14, 2023 · Lead / Onsight. can’t wait to find sand in my ass for the next week
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Baby Driver
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San Francisco B…
> …
1
> Blind Man's Blu…
> Blind Man's Bluff
|
|
5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
Sport
|
May 8, 2023 · Stomped the shit out of a birds nest to get the send on this one. Didn’t have to, i just wanted to.
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The Ladder
|
San Francisco B…
> …
> Mt St Helena
> Bubble
|
|
5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
Sport, TR
|
May 7, 2023 · Lead / Onsight. arousing, isn’t it
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Old Ladder Route
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San Francisco B…
> …
> Mt St Helena
> Bubble
|
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5.10a/b 6a+ 19 VI+ 19 E2 5b
Sport, TR
|
May 7, 2023 · Lead / Onsight. I wish mountain project would let me use emojis in my tick description. Get fucked onX
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3 Blind Mice Right
|
San Francisco B…
> …
1
> Blind Man's Blu…
> Blind Man's Bluff
|
|
5.10- 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Sport
|
May 7, 2023 · Lead / Onsight. being blind is aid
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Stone Groove
|
Yosemite NP
> …
1
> At. Reed's Pinn…
> Reed's Pinnacle
|
|
5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
Trad
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Apr 29, 2023 · Lead / Fell/Hung. go go gadget baby hands
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Quilligan (aka Friendly)
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San Francisco B…
> …
1
> Vent 5
> Vent #5
|
|
5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Sport
|
Apr 23, 2023 · This route is friendly (BUT NOT NICE)
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Key-Slapping Slipperd
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San Francisco B…
> …
1
> Vent 5
> Vent #5
|
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5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
Sport
|
Apr 23, 2023 · Lead / Onsight. arete with the left hand, grabbing my dong with the right
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Bolly Boo Ball
|
San Francisco B…
> …
1
> Vent 5
> Vent #5
|
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5.10a/b 6a+ 19 VI+ 19 E2 5b
Sport
|
Apr 23, 2023 · more like bolly boobs balls amirite fellas?
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The Juice Shop
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San Francisco B…
> …
1
> Vent 5
> Juice Shop
|
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5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a
Sport
|
Apr 23, 2023 · Lead / Fell/Hung. shouldn’t have drank that glass of “fall at the crux” juice before I tried it :(
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Fall Punch
|
San Francisco B…
> …
1
> Vent 5
> Juice Shop
|
75
|
|
5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
Sport
|
Apr 23, 2023 · I put-a my fingeees in dehr
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Reformatorio
|
S America
> …
1
> San Carlos de B…
> Calabozo
|
|
5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
Sport
|
Jan 20, 2023 · Lead. oooh yeah you’re a dirty little rock climb
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Ruta Normal
|
S America
> …
1
2
> Frey
> Torre Principal
|
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5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Trad 5 pitches
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Jan 17, 2023 · Lead / Onsight. 17 hrs car to car including 2+ hours hitting the gourd iykyk
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Sifuentes Weber
|
S America
> …
1
2
> Frey
> Aguja Frey
|
|
5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Trad, Alpine 4 pitches
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Jan 13, 2023 · Lead / Onsight. fucking nails wtf
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The West Slabs
|
Wasatch Range
> …
> Mt Olympus
> W Slabs
|
|
5.5 4b 13 IV+ 11 MS 4a
Trad 10 pitches
|
Jun 24, 2022 · Solo. Off route tally surfing and bush whacking was the obvious highlight
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Pro Sweat
|
Enchanted Rock…
> Main Dome
> News Wall
|
|
5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Sport
|
May 1, 2022 · Lead / Onsight.
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Sweat
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Enchanted Rock…
> Main Dome
> News Wall
|
|
5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Trad
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May 1, 2022 · Lead / Onsight. this route just like me for real
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Dave's Not Here
|
Austin Area
> Reimer's Ranch…
> Cheech & Chong Wall
|
|
5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Sport
|
Mar 19, 2022 · Lead / Flash.
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White Horse
|
Southwest Region
> Hyalite Canyon
> Overhangatang Boulders
|
|
V6 7A
Boulder
|
Jun 26, 2021 · I put canola oil on the start holds get fucked lol
|
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Wheat Thin
|
S Idaho
> …
> Elephant Rock
> Elephant Rock - East
|
|
5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Trad
|
Jun 11, 2021 · Solo. I live in constant fear
|
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Generation X
|
Southwest Region
> …
> W Side
> Gallatin Tower
|
|
5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Trad, Sport
|
Jun 9, 2021 · Lead / Onsight. Tricky pro, a dicey flake or two, and outstanding movement
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Highway Star
|
Yosemite NP
> …
> Lower Merced Ri…
> Aw. Highway Star
|
|
5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Trad, TR
|
May 31, 2021 · TR. V fun
|