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Colonel Mustard

Sacramento, CA
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Member Since
Sep 13, 2005
Last Visit: 1 day ago
1,257 Points
Point Rank: #1,240 DetailsDrop down
Likes Trad, Sport, Tr, Gym, Boulders
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Sport 3rd 4th
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Lord, please give me the strength to post my ideas online where I can pretend I am holding an interesting conversation

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Nov 10, 2025
D Snyder > Team Trash
Pepper spray makes bugs taste BETer.
● I’m honored I got to experience the super sauce this way. View Comment
Oct 29, 2025
High Sierra > 02 - The Sawtoo… > Juggernaut
The Dihedral Route 5.10+
● I felt like this was harder than any of the 5.10 climbing on Positive Vibes. The position is hard to beat,… View Comment
Sep 26, 2025
Lake Tahoe > Highway 50 Corr… > Lover's Leap > Shady Lady
Dirty Harry 5.9
● I lapped this one again today, still no bolted anchors/rings at the top of the climb. I cut off the sun ble… View Comment
Sep 25, 2025
Lake Tahoe > … > Lover's Leap > Main Formation > Main Wall > Main Wall
Absolutely Brilliant 5.11b
● Welp, I guess I’m a pussy. View Comment
Sep 2, 2025
Lake Tahoe > … > Bowman/Emeralds > Emeralds > Benches > No longer a Via Ferra…
The Portal 5.8
● I would bring an alpine sling to basket hitch the first bolt, the orientation when I climbed it set the car… View Comment
Aug 16, 2025
Lake Tahoe > Carson Pass Hig… > Woodfords Canyon > Cloudburst Canyon > High Energy Wall
The Great Gazoo 5.10c PG13
● I found a #1 placement before the easy but licheny slab run to the anchor. I also got a black totem between… View Comment

Forum Messages View All 3,987

Regional > Southern California
Reply: Joshua Tree: stolen gear
Nov 30, 2025 Wow, dramatic. View Message
Regional > Southern California
Reply: Joshua Tree: stolen gear
Nov 27, 2025 I did not say it’s a fair game, it’s the reality of the situation. I’m not going to argue with your pain at losing property, I hope you get it back. I’v… View Message
Regional > Southern California
Reply: Joshua Tree: stolen gear
Nov 26, 2025 Where in the States would you leave trad gear on popular, easily accessible routes with the expectation it would remain? It’s a tough way for the OP to learn the ethic he… View Message
Regional > Northern California
Reply: Castle Rock or Pinnacles?
Nov 26, 2025 Say what you will, the hang can be spectacular, the weather patterns favorable, and if you don’t like a route now you can just wait for it to change. View Message
General > General Climbing
Reply: How can I be a good van-life climber?
Nov 15, 2025 Oh no, we’ve passed the line! FROTH ALERT! View Message
Regional > Northern California
Reply: Sugarloaf vs Woodfords Canyon Discuss
Nov 14, 2025 They’re both solid areas with different characters. Sugarloaf is definitely more compact stone. Woodfords obviously has more routes. I’ve lived within about the hou… View Message

Route Scores View All 1,502

5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
 66
● Fandango
Trad 2 pitches
Lake Tahoe > … > Main Formation > E Wall
5.10+ 6b+ 21 VII+ 20 E3 5b
 16
● The Dihedral Route
Trad, Alpine 5 pitches
High Sierra > 02 - The Sawtoo… > Juggernaut
5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
 51
● Welcome To Thunderdome
Sport
Lake Tahoe > … > Benches > Thunderdome
5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
 94
● Arctic Breeze
Sport
Lake Tahoe > … > Main Formation > W Wall
5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
 590
● Yin and Yang
Trad
Southern Nevada > … > Kraft Mtn Area > Yin & Yang Cliff
5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a
 34
● Fries With That Mantle
Sport
Lake Tahoe > … > Benches > Fast Food Wall
Route Name Location Star Rating Difficulty Date
● Fandango Lake Tahoe > … > Main Formation > E Wall
Avg:  66
Colonel:
5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a Trad 2 pitches
● The Dihedral Route High Sierra > 02 - The Sawtoo… > Juggernaut
Avg:  16
Colonel:
5.10+ 6b+ 21 VII+ 20 E3 5b Trad, Alpine 5 pitches
5.10d
● Welcome To Thunderdome Lake Tahoe > … > Benches > Thunderdome
Avg:  51
Colonel:
5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c Sport
● Arctic Breeze Lake Tahoe > … > Main Formation > W Wall
Avg:  94
Colonel:
5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a Sport
5.10a
● Yin and Yang Southern Nevada > … > Kraft Mtn Area > Yin & Yang Cliff
Avg:  590
Colonel:
5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c Trad
● Fries With That Mantle Lake Tahoe > … > Benches > Fast Food Wall
Avg:  34
Colonel:
5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a Sport
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