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Hillis Coward

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16 years old · Male

Member Since
Feb 4, 2015
Last Visit: Mar 26, 2015
20 Points
Point Rank: #15,239 Details

Favorite Climbs
i'll climb anything that moves, no what i mean???
Other Interests
avoiding local climber meetups, tripping backwards, getting ordered off routes, accusing anyone that climbs harder than i do (most of the climbing world) of being chippers or gluers
More Info
Get ready to read a bunch of words with little to no meaning or relative context! I live in a fantasy world, created and existing solely in the same electronic medium I "lambaste", where I'm a superhero climber, popular with women, witty, and some sort of street-fighting warrior.

The reality is my profile picture.

MOAR PICTURES OF SEMI-NUDE CELEBRITY WOMEN WITH BIZARRE CREEPY COMMENTS THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE!

You wanna hang with me? You gotta jump down, turn around, pick a bale of cotton. Jump down, turn around, pick a bale a day.

Then I'll have tons of change to buy bolts.


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Ticks View All 1

5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
 257
Igor Unchained
Jun 2, 2014 · bailed off the 2nd pitch
Trad 3 pitches
Route Name Location Star Rating Difficulty Date
Igor Unchained Southern Sierra > … > Needles > Witch
 257
5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a Trad 3 pitches
Jun 2, 2014 · bailed off the 2nd pitch

Tick Breakdown

Pitches Routes Days Out
90 Days 0 0 0
Last Year 0 0 0
5 Years 3 1 1
All Time 3 1 1

Where Hillis Climbs