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Tom-onator

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54 years old · Male

Member Since
Feb 15, 2010
Last Visit: Jan 5, 2017
790 Points
Point Rank: #1,148 Details

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Best Times to Meet: Currently have Sat & Sundays off
Likes Trad
Leads Follows
Trad 5.7 5.9
Sport 5.10a 5.10b
Ice WI4 WI6
Mixed M1 M2
Boulders V0
Favorite Climbs
Anything Frozen Vertically
Other Interests
Akitas (cure for the common crag dog) Mt. Biking, XC skiing, Camping w/ my Wife
More Info
"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it." -Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

DMM Rebels Dry Tooling
vimeo.com/dmmclimbing/ibex

No Ice was harmed filming this ascent,
Kudos to climber Craig Pope!
vimeo.com/37205682

Will till you're ill
vimeo.com/49862068

Thanks Bang!
vimeo.com/60519880


Ticks View All 1

WI4-
 28
Hully Gully
Jan 8, 2015 · Finally got on this with the help of the Iceman (R. Sarber) on my 51st B-day. WI4-M4
Ice 2 pitches
Route Name Location Star Rating Difficulty Date
Hully Gully CO Ice & Mixed > Colorado Spring… > N Cheyenne Canyon
 28
WI4- Ice 2 pitches
Jan 8, 2015 · Finally got on this with the help of the Iceman (R. Sarber) on my 51st B-day. WI4-M4

Tick Breakdown

Pitches Routes Days Out
90 Days 0 0 0
Last Year 0 0 0
5 Years 2 1 1
All Time 2 1 1

Where Tom-onator Climbs