I come originally from Trois-Rivières in Quebec. I am now in my third year of studying the judicial the venerable UW Madison. So you see, it is with great regret, that I am snowbound in this interminable flatlands for the foreseeable future eating the abominable substance that passes for cheese here and consuming much of the dutch milk and cased meat of my ancestors' historic oppressors. "Brewed in barrels the size of Rhode Island" - this is no slogan of which to be proud.

Votre mère était un hamster et votre père sentait de baies de sureau.