Personal: 15 years old, Male
Favorite Climbs: i'll climb anything that moves, no what i mean???
Other Interests: avoiding local climber meetups, tripping backwards, getting ordered off routes, accusing anyone that climbs harder than i do (most of the climbing world) of being chippers or gluers
Personal/Favorite web site: http://www.thisishilarious.org, https://middleschoolsexualhumorallday.net
Likes to climb: none specified
Get ready to read a bunch of words with little to no meaning or relative context! I live in a fantasy world, created and existing solely in the same electronic medium I "lambaste", where I'm a superhero climber, popular with women, witty, and some sort of street-fighting warrior.
The reality is my profile picture.
MOAR PICTURES OF SEMI-NUDE CELEBRITY WOMEN WITH BIZARRE CREEPY COMMENTS THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE!
You wanna hang with me? You gotta jump down, turn around, pick a bale of cotton. Jump down, turn around, pick a bale a day.
Then I'll have tons of change to buy bolts.