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Paranoia

Name: Paranoia
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	1. That Shitty Mossy Crack T 5.8+ 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c PG13
	10. Carpe Dildo T 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
	11. Between A Block And A Hard Place S 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
	12. Dripping With Cooties S 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
	13. More Cowbell S 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a
	14. Indecent Exposure S 5.10c/d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
	15. God Bless Stretchy Pants S 5.10b/c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
	16. Silver Sweetness S 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
	17. Best Seat In The House S 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a
	18a. Silver Gold S 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
	18b. Silver Sickness S 5.11c/d 7a 24 VIII 25 E4 6a
	19. Revenge Of The Barking Spiders S 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
	2. High Gravity Day S 5.10b/c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
	20. 1.21 Gigawatts T 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
	21. Pepsi Showers S 5.9- 5c 17 VI 16 HVS 4c
	22. Crack Debit Or Credit S 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
	23. Welcome to the 906 S 5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
	24. Sloth-Like Reflexes S 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
	25a. Golden Heart S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
	25b. Golden Heart Direct S 5.12d 7c 28 IX 28 E6 6b
	25c. Golden Heart Bypass S 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a
	26a. Anal Dwelling Butt Monkeys (ADBM) S 5.10b/c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
	26b. "ADBM" Extension, Left (Direct) Variation S 5.12c 7b+ 27 IX- 27 E6 6b
	26c "ADBM" Extension, Right Variation S 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
	26d. "ADBM" Upper Pitch S 5.11b/c 6c+ 23 VIII- 24 E4 6a
	27. Beyond Hell, Above Heaven S 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
	28a. Intergalactic STDs S 5.10b/c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
	28b. Intergalatic STDs S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
	28c. Intergalatic STDs S 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
	29. Alpha Nerd S 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a
	3. Ten Meters of Teamwork S 5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
	30. Sexus (aka The Diagonal Crack) T 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
	31. Footloose (aka The Sport Route) S 5.11+ 7a 24 VIII 24 E4 6a
	32a. Queen Bee S 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
	32b. Queen Bee Extension S 5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
	33. Swamp Thing T 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
	34. Love Street S 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a
	35. Hooters (aka Resurrection) T 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
	36. Matrix (aka Buck Angel Crack) T 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a PG13
	37. Don't Panic, and Bring Your Towel T 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a
	38. Wine Line T 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a
	39. Ivy's Poison T 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
	4. Yo Momma S 5.8+ 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
	40. Big Laughing Gym T,TR 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
	5. Yo Momma's Crack T 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
	6. Yo Sister S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
	7. Super Mario's Magic Mushroom S 5.12a/b 7b 26 VIII+ 26 E5 6a
	8. Geriatric Death Metal S 5.11c/d 7a 24 VIII 25 E4 6a
	9. Rainbow Catwalk S 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
	Ariel map of route locations TR Easy 5th 1+ 3 I 5 M 1c
	Coming Prepared V3-4 6A+
	Mosquito Bait V4 6B
	Paranoia V7 7A+
	Paranoia Direct V5-6 6C+
	Sneaking Past the Guard V5 6C
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Type:	Boulder, 6 ft (2 m)
FA:	unknown
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Shared By:	Trey Faulkner on Nov 6, 2023
Admins:	John Miller, Paul DeMay Page Updates (admin only)

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Sit start matched on the rail with a foot way out left. Move right through slopers avoiding the jug lip on the front face. Despite being dabby and avoiding a hold, this route has surprisingly fun movement.