I Am The Great Corn Holy! I Need TP For My Bung Holy!
5.10d YDS 6b+ French 21 Ewbanks VII+ UIAA 21 ZA E3 5b British
Type: | Sport, 80 ft (24 m) |
FA: | Lee Terveen |
Page Views: | 199 total · 12/month |
Shared By: | Barbie Cue on Sep 15, 2023 |
Admins: | Peter Gram, Greg Parker, Mikel Madsen, Mark Rafferty |
Description
What do Justin Bieber, Joe Jonas, and Elon Musk all have in common? They're all a bunch of puds who can't handle strong women and difficult Spearfish Canyon five tens. Here's the one that sent em' all crying home to mama! Enjoy a tricky, thin start to a slopey jug and start moving right when the bolt line forks. Enjoy a slight runout on a delicate ledge and then start pulling on small pockets and thin edges and jugs forever and ever without a good rest or a decent shake until over halfway up this tall, blonde beauty. After the holds get better the business gets nastier as the crux at the top delivers punch after pumpy punch on thin, tricky terrain that gets hard to read and hard to handle. Hold on loosely and don't let go! Those that over grip and over think will get shot down in flames while those that perceiver over the pump will rejoice when they clip the chains in a blaze of glory. Don't be the douche who blames the grit and grime or calls the rock polished and imperfect, sack up and get on it! The up and coming five ten climber who crushed everything at The Bradyism Wall will NOT want to pass up a chance to test their metal on this one!
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