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5.12a YDS 7a+ French 25 Ewbanks VIII+ UIAA 25 ZA E5 6a British
Type: | Sport, 80 ft (24 m) |
FA: | Joel McKillop |
Page Views: | 358 total · 21/month |
Shared By: | Barbie Cue on Sep 14, 2023 |
Admins: | Peter Gram, Greg Parker, Mikel Madsen, Mark Rafferty |
Description
Just as fun as it sounds! Start by saying, "Holy Shit!" as you find two good underclings and two skechy feet before lunging for a giant pocket that seems just out of reach. Gain good jugs and take a breather before the beatdown begins in earnest. Reach out and start slapping! Find the best holds among a plethora of potential, hike the feet, and fight the pump as you reach for something small and insecure before high stepping it up a notch to another rest. Repeat as needed until the last bolt. What's so crazy about this route is no move is stupid hard, just really great and pumpy five eleven minus climbing, until it Saint Peters out at a heartbreaker crux just below the anchors. Hint! Move left and stuff your fingers in a crack, left hand gastone, and then stand up on a toe crushing foot jam before leaping for a Hail Mary jug to the far right of the chains. A route so good, you'll want to slap your Mother Superior! GET ON IT!!
Location
Climbers will exit the trail and not notice Everything is Yoga on the very right hand side of the crag. You will probably think this is the second route going right to left on the first tall blonde wall you see. BUT! It is actually the third bolt line from the far right side of the crag. It sits to the right of a bolt line that forks into two different routes with their own anchors.
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