Girls Just Wanna Have In-Tents Fun

What do girls want when they go camping? Fun! And tents can be great places to have it. After a passionate, burning fire and some sloppy S’Mores, adventurous girls just wanna snuggle up in a tent and experience the joys of bean flicking, clam bumping, sausage hiding, heavy breathing and booty slapping, culminated with an intense climax before a good night kiss. All of that, and more, can be found on this route! Start in the same big crack as Hey You Guys, and boogie to the left when you reach the ledge. use some weird holds to make some intense, tricky moves. After that, don’t be afraid to wander a bit to the left and right as you grab good holds and work your way through sustained sequences that seem pretty perilous and physical. The crux is the route finding and the ever-present burning pump one gets from making so many moves before finding a stable place to stand on your feet and scream for joy. This is a long, stiff route for the beginning five ten leader who wants a bit more of a heady challenge! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Remember! Your mother took nine months to make ya, so ya might as well enjoy what she gave ya! It’s time to get off on the good foot, do the bad thing, and get on it!

This route begins on Hey You Guys, and shares anchors with I'm Lichen My Adventure Pants. It is the third route from the right of Discount Tent.