Type: Trad, 50 ft (15 m)
FA: Sept. 2018
Page Views: 535 total · 14/month
Shared By: John Steiger on Mar 31, 2019
Admins: Andrew Gram, Nathan Fisher, Perin Blanchard, GRK, DCrane

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Colander Man takes in the right-leaning finger and hand crack starting about ten feet off the ground right of Damn You Darwin. There are two alternative finishes, Colander Man Left aka Lord of Pasta (5.10b) or, um, Colander Man Right (5.10d).  Lord of Pasta may be slightly better than the right finish, but if you want a line completely separate from Damn You Darwin choose the right (ahem). A micro nut protects a bouldery move to get established in the crack. Cruise the crack until able to step left on the face to a bolt then climb up to the large horizontal break, turn the bulge, and join Damn You Darwin to the chains. For Colander Man Right, continue up the crack to its end then head up to a tricky move protected by a bolt and easier climbing past another to the chains.


On the Wall of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (see Damn You Darwin).


A few micro nuts (offsets useful) and a single set of cams from finger-size to a blue (No. 3) Camalot.