Type: Sport, 80 ft (24 m)
FA: Kemper Brightman, Luke Bertelsen
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Shared By: Kemper Brightman on May 23, 2017
Admins: adrian montaƱo, Greg Opland, Brian Boyd, JJ Schlick, Kemper Brightman, Luke Bertelsen

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You wont need a special prosecutor to tell you what's going on here. After months of choss mining, we've un-covered the truth. Its 80 feet of jugs, edges and brilliant moves hidden in plane sight of the Catalina Highway.

Begin by climbing three bolts on rock with a lower approval rating than our current president. Take a mandatory pause on the ledge to Tweet something ludicrous before continuing into the solid rock above. Fire through the crux (like you fired the FBI Director) and fly through a series of crimps to a good resting place above (Mar-A-Lago).
Unfortunately, we won't give up any classified information about the final moves up top...that's only for the Russians to know.

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Just right of ALternative Fact Checking, The route starts by stepping left out of the main belay area

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13 bolts plus anchors. Bring a double draw for the 4th bolt to avoid a YUGE amount of rope drag.