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Bushido T,TR WI4+
Christmas Gully (Upper Area Start) T WI3
Dark Lord T WI6
Discord T WI4+
Hidden Pique WI4
Horn of the Ram T WI4-
Midlife Crisis T WI5+
Neurosis WI4-
Positive Thinking WI5-
Waterfall, The T WI4-5
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Type: Trad, Ice
FA: unknown
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Shared By: Jim Lawyer on Dec 24, 2016
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Access Issue: Follow trail from old state campground Details

Description

Midlife Crisis is the central and most obvious ice column on the high, black shield of rock known as the Lifecycle Wall (named by Joe Szot; the other routes on this wall are "Death Left", Premature Birth", and "Afterbirth"). This wall sits at the top of the cliff above the main pitch of Son of Slime, up and left from the top of the Firing Line corner.

The main ice column, as originally climbed, forms in a shallow, right-facing corner that extends from a 40'-tall right-rising dike to the top of the cliff. On early ascents, this column was approached by rappel from the top. Because of the shallow corner, and despite appearances, the ice column is more resilient to sun damage than the other routes on the Lifecycle Wall.

Midlife Crisis was a ground-up project for many years, as everyone was waiting for the ice to touch down. After some years, two ground-up lines have been worked out:

Ground up option 1: Climb Discord (WI4, often delaminated) to gain the right-rising dike. Belay here (bolts), then follow the dike rightwards (following the line of John Turner's historic route, The Garter) for a long pitch (M6/M7) to belay at the base of the column. Standard rock rack to 2", double up on tiny cams, double ropes help.

Ground up option 2: In rare conditions (to my knowledge, these have only happened once since the FA), the ice touches down near the start of Varsity. Climb the iced-up slab to where the wall steepens, then follow ice straight up (following the route Son of Slime) to the base of the upper column. 200'

The upper column is a straight-forward ice column, often chandeliery.

Location

Above and right of the Discord amphitheater.

Follow the trail from the parking lot to the cliff, which arrives at Discord. Either start here (option 1), or walk right 100' to the ice (option 2), or walk left to the Waterfall, ascend the chimney, and walk right along the top of the cliff to the rappel-in.

Protection

Standard ice rack plus rock gear.

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