The Epic Tail of Sir Norbert
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|Type:||Trad, 1500 ft, 10 pitches, Grade IV|
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|Shared By:||Chris Hagen on Aug 16, 2016|
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DescriptionA new and improved route goes down on the Illusion Wall in Squire Creek in Darrington!! We say new and improved, because Darrington is known for its heady, long, run-out slab routes, and this, my friends, is quite the contrary! Long, heady… a bit, but it takes gear, and lot of it! It follows the prow of the illusion wall up discontinuous cracks, and knobby slabs all the way to the highpoint of the wall. This route is not a first ascent, but rather a cleaner line than one might find in a modern Darrington route, and one that brings many different lines together. I’d like to give a shout out to Zippy, the godfather of this valley. He has climbed all over the walls of this valley, hundreds of times and has many an epic story of his own. You may see some his old bolts as you discover your own epic tail.
This route sits about 30ft right of Schizoprenic.
Pitch 1: 35m 5.9: This pitch starts out in a dirty crack system on the first of two starting ledges on northern tier of the Illusion Wall and trends right to a thin seam protected by two bolts and up to the anchors. Belay to the left of a large tree. Gear to 2”
Pitch 2: 60 m 5.8: This is the least impressive pitch on the route. Follow the discontinuous cracks up towards a bushy ledge. Move right to gain the ledge. Continue between the two trees find the bolted anchors. Gear to 4”
Pitch 3: 50m 5.9+: This is where the climbing gets good!! Follow discontinuous cracks, trending right, to a short squeeze chimney, yes a squeeze chimney in Darrington! Belay from the ledge above. Gear to 4” Optional #5
Pitch 4: 45m 5.10: (The knobby pitch): Start from the ledge and climb straight up, past 2 bolts to a lie back finger crack. Continue right, through a few cracks to a ledge. Follow the knobby face left, passing 6 bolts, to a set of anchors. Gear to 1”
Pitch 5: 35m 5.10-: From the anchors climb knobby terrain past 3 bolts, (one with a wire loop as a hanger) to a gorgeous crack that goes from fingers, to hands, to fists, oh my! Gear to 3.5”.
Pitch 6: 40m 5.10+: (The fingers pitch): This is the first crux pitch of the route and absolutely amazing!! Move up through several crack systems, stepping left below the bush. Follow a knobby face up past 1 bolt, past an old set of anchors and into the finger crack above. Follow that up to a large bush then test your ape index as you move right, towards the anchors. Lots of small gear! Gear to 2”.
Pitch 7: 20m 5.10+: Crux pitch number 2. Move up through the small seam past one bolt to a bush. When you see a the baby head sticking out of the wall, move left onto the other side of the face to find a left facing corner crack. Climb up and back right again when the crack closes up. Climb left to the belay in a small alcove.
Pitch 8: 30m 5.10: This pitch moves up through and thin roof, past an old bolt and some brake down, trending right to a small ledge, just below an old snag.
Pitch 9: 30m 5.10-: Climb up to the snag and from there, traverse left onto the tower. Move left into a crack system in the middle of the tower and follow that up to an amazing ledge.
Pitch 10: 40m 5.9: Follow a finger crack to right, then move right into a sausage finger crack above. Follow discontinuous cracks, past a snag, to the summit!
LocationThis route can be found on the Illusion Wall in Squire Creek.
Approach: Blake Herrington does a great job explaining the approach in his book “Cascades Rock”. Here is an excerpt from his book: Drive I-5 north from Seattle to exit 208 and follow Highway 530 N. East for 32 miles to the small town of Darrington. Turn right on Commercial Avenue and drive for a few blocks to the south end of town. Take a right on Darrington Street which runs east to west through the southern end of Darrington. Follow that road, staying left at the Y in the road. The road will turn to dirt and you’ll encounter several switchbacks along the way. Follow the road until it ends in a small parking area. Approximate travel time from Highway 530 is 15 minutes.
From the parking lot walk about 45 minutes on an old decommissioned Forest Road, crossing three major river drainages. After the third major drainage, follow the climbers trail downhill to the right, being sure to stay to the left of the creek bed. Eventually, you'll reach Squire Creek. Approximate travel time from Forest Road is 10 minutes. Cross the large log across the creek and head upstream about 300 feet. There are you encounter a rocky creek bed on the right. Follow this creek bed for about ¼ of a mile where you will find a climbers trail on the right-hand side just past the large tree. It is about 5-7 minutes from Squire Creek. Follow this trail uphill for about 30-45 mins to reach a small bivy spot at the beginning of the 3rd/4th class section. This place is known as “Big Tree”. Continue up the exposed 4th class slab, and exit at a small lip where there is a bolt and a fixed line. From there follow the path of least resistance up a drainage, trending left along the base of the wall. You will pass several fixed lines as you make your way to the base of Illusion Wall. When you reach the base of the wall, Sir Norbert’s route will be the first route on the right. The base of Illusion wall has two platforms. The southern platform is home a bivy spot that can hold up to 6 people. Please note, however that the nearest water is Squire Creek. Approximate travel time from the lower slabs, 45 minutes. In total, the approach generally takes 2–3 hours.
Descent: Rappel the route. All pitches are equipped with rappel rings except for Pitch 6 and pitch 8.