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Mad Hatter's Tea Party

5.6, Trad, 400 ft (121 m), 4 pitches, Grade II,  Avg: 2.2 from 5 votes
FA: James Olsen and Fritz Devendorf May 17, 2006
New Mexico > Rio Puerco Area > Cabezon Peak

Description

Pitch 1, Climb on the small fluted rock, following the grain of the fluting, either just left of where it makes an open book with the rock wall on the right (preferred) or on the small fluted rock about 20' to the left of that spot.The ledge before the belay ledge is full of cactus. Belay at the ledge above it. You will fully run out a 60 meter rope getting to the belay spot.

Pitch 2, Go upward to a cliff face, then the left over blocky boulders and ledges to one of a few spots where you can more easily ascend between the gaps in the cliff face (crux 5.6 to 5.7), then left to a ledge on the skyline buttress. There is room here for three or four people.  To avoid severe rope drag, break this lead into two separate leads.

Pitch 3, This is the fun pitch. In front of you is a textured rock zone that turns into a very wide (8'or so) very shallow chimney. Climb the textured back of the chimney exiting right about halfway up and continue upward among the giant mushroom shaped rock extrusions (chicken heads on steroids). Set belay in an alcove ledge. Only tricams work here in odd shaped pockets.  The alternative is to stay on the textured rock to the top.  I'ts easier and better protected and avoids the last pitch, but it's much less fun.

Pitch 4, Continue up leftward on an easy partial pitch to the top.

Descend on third class route on opposite side of the volcanic neck, being careful not to get off route. At one spot part way down it is difficult to tell whether to go left or right. Go right.

Location

Follow the standard route trail until you get to the barbed wire fence. Follow it up the scree, then go about 20' to 40' south past the end of the fence. Avoid the cactus.

Protection

Standard rack to #3 Camelot and #1 to #3 tricams.

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SW face
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Leading the third (relatively unprotected) pitch.
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George Perkins
The Dungeon, NM
[Hide Comment] A few 5th class routes are on the S-Side of Cabezon, some info in the MP forum and rockclimbing.com (links below)

mountainproject.com/v/cabez…
rockclimbing.com/routes/Nor… May 4, 2016
James Olsen
Santa Fe, NM
  5.6
[Hide Comment] There's room enough at the belay ledges for a party of three or four to ascend this route. Aug 13, 2018
[Hide Comment] Does this route go through the sketchy ash layer? If you, "stay on the textured rock to the top," do you avoid the ash layer? Oct 11, 2018
James Olsen
Santa Fe, NM
  5.6
[Hide Comment] The route avoids the ash band. Oct 12, 2018
[Hide Comment] I tried like heck to identify the features on this route from the ground, and it seems pretty iffy. There certainly didn't appear to be a 5.6 path up the headwall. This would definitely be an adventure... Oct 25, 2018
slo ta
ABQ
  5.6 PG13
[Hide Comment] Done this a few times now. Have always done the exit left on P3 because I don't have tricams. The climbing isn't great, and Cabezon is a big ol' choss pile, but it's still a pretty fun and relatively mellow adventure. Rockfall isn't as huge an issue as you might think, as most of the climbing is done offset from the belays. The views are also fantastic.

Getting to the start of pitch 1 (~5.5) involves fighting a lot of steep loose scree. The farther left of the fence you go, the steeper it is. The farther right you go, the looser it is. Pick your poison. You still want to aim pretty much for the top of the fence, however. I'm not entirely certain what the exact belay ledge is from the description, but there's a lot of options for solid gear anchors and good stances.

For pitch 2 (~5.6-5.7), you can trend left or right to get past the 'cliff face'. Going right gives you a fun ~V1 layback boulder problem with a stimulating mantle onto loose rock. Left is more mellow but more sustained (but still only 5.6). Either way, there's a lot of death blocks you'll need to be careful about. The refrigerator-sized blocks leaning out from the wall over you can be a bit unnerving.

Pitch 3 (~5.5 PG13) is definitely the money pitch. Very fun climbing but on somewhat terrible rock. The rock is pretty friable and extremely textured, making cams tough to place and nuts somewhat untrustworthy. I placed three cams on the pitch, maybe only one of which would bear any weight.

Plenty of horns available at the top for a belay if you exit to the left on P3. I haven't tried the described P4 yet, but from how it looks, the 'partial' pitch might only be 20 feet or so.

A #4 is also useful for the belays and the 3rd pitch (my only semi-trustworthy piece). Aug 26, 2020
Mila McBatra
Albuquerque NM
  5.6
[Hide Comment] I don't usually comment, but I feel like I needed to say something about this route. Just because a thing can be climbed, doesn't necessarily mean it should. This is a cactus covered choss pile that I wouldn't recommend. The climbing is super easy, but the quality of the rock and the route leaves a lot to be desired. If you do really want to ascend this feature, the 4th class gully is a much better option. Oct 18, 2025
slo ta
ABQ
  5.6 PG13
[Hide Comment] While the above comment may arguably be true, this is a great easy climb if cactus covered choss piles are exactly what you're into. Oct 21, 2025