Type: Sport, 80 ft
FA: Master Jedi Mike Cronin
Page Views: 197 total · 5/month
Shared By: BBQ on Aug 10, 2015
Admins: Andrew Gram, Peter Gram, Greg Parker, Mike Madsen, Mark Rafferty

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Personal Log of Admiral Firmus Piett.

Ya know, its an honor to be the newest Admiral of the Imperial Fleet. But I have to admit, seeing Lord Vader choke the living shit out of Admiral Ozzel made me shit my pants...just a little bit. Ya gotta admit, old Vader is SINISTER!

Now I gotta admit that old Ozzel was kind of a fuck up. He came out of hyperspace too early and all. I guess doing that helps the rebels see us or something. I'd better ask someone about that coming out of hyperspace too early. The premature ejaculation of spaceship piloting can apparently get ya demoted to worm food aboard this here vessel.

At any rate, I'd better tell the Storm Troopers to buckle up their cod pieces because this route starts off SHITTY! But gain yourself some altitude and its all killer pockets, bitchin' crimps and star studded sequences that will sodomize you with a light saber if not attacked correctly.

Kinda like Death Star only more cruxes and less rests. Anyway I have a planet to invade or something. Good luck with the route, you're gonna need it!


To the right of a large, ugly crack near the middle of the Dark Side Wall before you encounter an arete.


take a dozen quickdraws and try not to screw the pooch.