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Big Red Turd, The V-easy 3
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Type: Boulder, 40 ft
FA: unknown
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Shared By: Benjamin Chapman on May 2, 2015
Admins: 20 kN

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The Big Red Turd is the obvious canine-like fang of reddish brown volcanic material with the precariously perched black cap rock at the summit.
Due to the location downwind from the Blowhole the Big Red Turd formation is perpetually moist and slimey, except when the tide is low and the wind isn't carrying sheets of saltwater spray toward it.
From right of center of the base, scramble up the apron and into a shallow depression. Move left into a much larger hueco and follow the line of scoops to a mantle onto the shelf below the summit block. Pull onto the precariously perched summit block via positive rails. Down climb to the east.


Located at the southeast perimeter of the Bikini Bottom. The obvious fang of reddish brown igneous rock with the black cap rock.


This is a highball, so a pad and spotter may help, but at some point becomes academic.



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