Type: Sport, 60 ft
FA: Joel McKillop
Page Views: 433 total · 9/month
Shared By: BBQ on Apr 12, 2015
Admins: Andrew Gram, Peter Gram, Greg Parker, Mike Madsen, Mark Rafferty

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Description

Utterly spectacular! A great route for fitness fanatics who love big moves to technical sequences that go bang bang bang. Starts with a sick roof pull on big holds to small holds with static moves to bigger holds. Guaranteed to get you grunting like a pig in heat.

Get ready to get shut down by the crazy coitus crimps!

Bang through the right sequence and get a leg up. Toss for a pinchy sidepull and throw for a slot pocket that is an absolute bomber bucket when fondled just right. Trending left after the fourth bolt gains you some easier climbing. However, getting to the anchors requires stamina and the ability to keep those stiff appendages in tight holes without blowing your load. Be sure to think about baseball as you creep up the small crimps and powerfully delicate climbing right up until the last bolt.

And now this is where you get your happy ending! The last ten feet of climbing is a sexy side pull layback rail that has you smiling all the way to the anchors.

YOU'LL BE CLENCHING YOUR CHEEKS FOR A WHILE ON THIS ONE! EACH BOLT IS A BATTLE AND EVERY BODY LENGTH IS ROWDY!

Get on it and get spanked! We guarantee that you'll be walking funny the next morning.

Location

Very left hand side of the Blowin' Kisses Wall. The routes to the right are My Bitch Makes Pizza and She's No Lady Unless She's 280.

Protection

8 bolts. Open Anchors. Stick clip the first two if this is your first sexy rodeo. Stick clip the third if you want to make the long crux at the beginning less of a sadomasochistic affair.

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Gneiss Yeti
Denver, Colorado
Gneiss Yeti   Denver, Colorado
edit* Dirty in its current condition Jul 17, 2015
BBQ
  5.12c
BBQ  
  5.12c
Edit* Mr. Yeti seems like a pretty nice guy after all. This is one of my continuing projects and I will continue to climb it making sure that it sees the traffic needed for future accents to be enjoyable by visitors. Jul 20, 2015
Gneiss Yeti
Denver, Colorado
Gneiss Yeti   Denver, Colorado
Sent the route. Is there a route that goes up thought the overhang but to the left? I have a hard time thinking that it got that sandy since you were up there last... Different route maybe? Jul 21, 2015