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A Little Kush For The Final Push S 5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
Beer Goggles S 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
Black and Tan S 5.12b 7b 26 VIII+ 26 E5 6b
Blowin' Kisses At Disinterested Bitches S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Blue Sky Blond S 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a
Blueberry Train Wreck S 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a
Blunt Arete, The S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Booze Cruize S 5.11c/d 7a 24 VIII 25 E4 6a
Coin Operated Killing Machine S 5.13+ 8b 30 X- 31 E7 7a
Faded S 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a
Freakin' High S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
GoldShlonger S 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Hash It Out S 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Hippie Grenade S 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
Housed S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Hurtin' for a Squirtin' S 5.12c 7b+ 27 IX- 27 E6 6b
I Like These Plants S 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
If We All Had a Bong Weed All Get Along S 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Jackinated S 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a
Jessica Crimpson S 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
JuggerMeister S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Kim Gnardashian S 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
Laughing Grass S 5.12a/b 7b 26 VIII+ 26 E5 6a
Mary Jane S 5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
Munchies S 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
My Bitch Makes Pizza S 5.12c 7b+ 27 IX- 27 E6 6b
My bitch ain't no lady S 5.12+ 7c 28 IX 27 E6 6b
Pabst Blue Ribbon S 5.13b 8a 29 IX+ 30 E7 6c
Party Foul S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Party In My Pants S 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
Patina Aguilera S 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
Pickin' Fights With Dykes On Bikes While Wearing Sexy Spandex Tights S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Puke Stain, The S 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a
Roach, The S 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Root Beer'd S 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
Sausage Party S 5.11 6c+ 23 VIII- 23 E4 5c
Schmitt's Gay S 5.12b 7b 26 VIII+ 26 E5 6b
Screaming Barfies S 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
She Ain't No Lady Unless She's 280 S 5.12d 7c 28 IX 28 E6 6b
Smearnoff S 5.12c 7b+ 27 IX- 27 E6 6b
Smoke Like a Chimney S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Stakes Are High And So Am I S 5.11b/c 6c+ 23 VIII- 24 E4 6a
Sticky Icky S 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
Tellin' Charming Lies Between Thunder Thighs S 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
This Is Your Brain On Jugs S 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Too Drunk To Huck S 5.12c 7b+ 27 IX- 27 E6 6b
Transversetite S 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Twist One Up S 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Upchuck S 5.13a 7c+ 29 IX+ 29 E6 6c
Type: Sport, 60 ft
FA: Joel McKillop
Page Views: 314 total, 10/month
Shared By: BBQ on Apr 12, 2015
Admins: Andrew Gram, Peter Gram, Greg Parker, Andy Busse, Mike Madsen, Mark Rafferty

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Description

Utterly spectacular! A great route for fitness fanatics who love big moves to technical sequences that go bang bang bang. Starts with a sick roof pull on big holds to small holds with static moves to bigger holds. Guaranteed to get you grunting like a pig in heat.

Get ready to get shut down by the crazy coitus crimps!

Bang through the right sequence and get a leg up. Toss for a pinchy sidepull and throw for a slot pocket that is an absolute bomber bucket when fondled just right. Trending left after the fourth bolt gains you some easier climbing. However, getting to the anchors requires stamina and the ability to keep those stiff appendages in tight holes without blowing your load. Be sure to think about baseball as you creep up the small crimps and powerfully delicate climbing right up until the last bolt.

And now this is where you get your happy ending! The last ten feet of climbing is a sexy side pull layback rail that has you smiling all the way to the anchors.

YOU'LL BE CLENCHING YOUR CHEEKS FOR A WHILE ON THIS ONE! EACH BOLT IS A BATTLE AND EVERY BODY LENGTH IS ROWDY!

Get on it and get spanked! We guarantee that you'll be walking funny the next morning.

Location

Very left hand side of the Blowin' Kisses Wall. The routes to the right are My Bitch Makes Pizza and She's No Lady Unless She's 280.

Protection

8 bolts. Open Anchors. Stick clip the first two if this is your first sexy rodeo. Stick clip the third if you want to make the long crux at the beginning less of a sadomasochistic affair.

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Gneiss Yeti
Denver, Colorado
Gneiss Yeti   Denver, Colorado
Sent the route. Is there a route that goes up thought the overhang but to the left? I have a hard time thinking that it got that sandy since you were up there last... Different route maybe? Jul 21, 2015
BBQ
 
BBQ  
 
Edit* Mr. Yeti seems like a pretty nice guy after all. This is one of my continuing projects and I will continue to climb it making sure that it sees the traffic needed for future accents to be enjoyable by visitors. Jul 20, 2015
Gneiss Yeti
Denver, Colorado
Gneiss Yeti   Denver, Colorado
edit* Dirty in its current condition Jul 17, 2015