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DO NOT Smoke and Climb V2-3 5+
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Type: Boulder, 7 ft
FA: Susan Alteen, May 2014
Page Views: 32 total, 1/month
Shared By: Su Alteen on Sep 28, 2014
Admins: Phil Stennett

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An hourglass shaped face of a boulder fairly close to the ocean, Starts by the opening of the gap between two boulders. Climb the obvious arrĂȘte and curvature shape.

So named satirically describing false ideals promoted about young girl's (and guy's) body shapes.


Note that dabbing on the other boulder is out, which is why the original FA was considered invalid.


A pad, a spot. Pretty chill.