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Routes in The Maze (aka Amaze-ing)

Befuddled T 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
Christie's Ultimatum T 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Conjugal Visit T 5.10 6b 20 VII- 19 E2 5b
Convict, The S 5.9- 5c 17 VI 16 HVS 4c
Cosmic Quarantine S 5.8+ 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Flake Toprope TR 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
Gates of Lodore, The T 5.11- 6c 22 VIII+ 22 E3 5c
Malicious T 5.10c/d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
Mirror Images (aka Tuber's Birth Canal) T 5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
Mr. Pickles Learns to Swim T 5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
Not Long Enough T 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Pandora's Box has Cracked T 5.10a/b 6a+ 19 VI+ 19 E2 5b
Shocker, The T 5.10 6b 20 VII- 19 E2 5b
Short Stuff T 5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
Stepford Wives T 5.8+ 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Sweet Nothings T 5.8- 5b 16 VI- 14 VS 4c
Turd Launcher T 5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
Twisted T 5.10b/c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Unpredictable T 5.10b/c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Vigilante Justice T 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
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Type: Trad
FA: Harper and Edwards, 2005
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Shared By: Christina kalb on Aug 23, 2014
Admins: Mike Snyder, Leo Paik, John McNamee, Frances Fierst, Aeon Aki

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Road 700B is closed to vehicular traffic Details
Dirt roads reopened as of June 2014 Details


Sweet Nothings ascends a left-leaning hand crack (about 5.6) to a slabby arete. The arete is easier if you stem out to the wall behind. There is a bolted anchor.


It is inside Corridor 1.


Mostly hand sized pieces (#0.75 to 2) and a couple of small wires for the section before the arete.
Evan Wisheropp
  5.6 R
Evan Wisheropp  
  5.6 R
Fun, perfect, hand crack. The path of least resistance up top is the chimney, which is quite enjoyable. There is no protection in the chimney, which I'd say is the "hardest" part of the route, so it warrants an R rating. Even though the chimney is runout and a slip would be devastating, it's not anything to worry about. Aug 3, 2017
Cheyenne, WY
Wilburn   Cheyenne, WY
The chimney is a very fun way to end this climb. Jun 4, 2017
Zach Keeney
Cheyenne, WY
Zach Keeney   Cheyenne, WY
I also chose to do the chimney (awesome finish). There is zero protection, but the feet are good, and the chimney is no harder than 5.6. Super adventurous, great route! Jun 4, 2017
K Gustafson  
The arete can be protected with micronuts. You can take your sweet time placing them too, because you will be standing on a small ledge and leaning against the slabby arete. Definitely the way to finish this line. Jul 25, 2016
Anus Herder
Montrose, CO
Anus Herder   Montrose, CO
I opted to just chimney the last section, rather than climb the unprotected arete! Feb 22, 2016
Excellent but short handcrack. The last half of this route is unprotected and possibly warrants an R rating. Falling from just before the anchors will put you out of sight 30 feet down into a chasm. Oct 19, 2015