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Alternate Reality T 5.10c/d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
Blood, Sweat, and Tears T 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b PG13
Cave Route T 5.5 4b 13 IV+ 11 MS 4a
Center Stage T 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a
Champ's Route T 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Consolation Prize S 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
Cool-down route T,S 5.11 6c+ 23 VIII- 23 E4 5c
Cornsnake Crack T,S 5.7+ 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Crackerjack T 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Crushed Velvet T 5.10 6b 20 VII- 19 E2 5b
Devil’s Cellar Chimney T 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Ellie Raynolds Memorial Buttress T 5.10b/c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Excess Reality T 5.10- 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Field's Direct T 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Fresh Garbage T 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Hanging High T 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Helmet Buttress T 5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
Helmet Variation T 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Hidden Crack T 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Hobble and Gobble T 5.11 6c+ 23 VIII- 23 E4 5c
Hobbling Hobbit T 5.11- 6c 22 VIII+ 22 E3 5c
Honeymoon, The T 5.8+ 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
ICU T 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
Indecent exposure T 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a
Irish Stout T,S 5.12b 7b 26 VIII+ 26 E5 6b PG13
Iron Maiden T 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
Jim Dandy T 5.4 4a 12 IV 10 VD 3c
Junior's Last Laugh T 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a PG13
Just Say Moo S 5.10a/b 6a+ 19 VI+ 19 E2 5b
K-Mart Special T 5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
Lateral Inhibition T 5.11c/d 7a 24 VIII 25 E4 6a
My Route T 5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
North Ridge T 5.5 4b 13 IV+ 11 MS 4a
Peek-a-Boo T 5.5 4b 13 IV+ 11 MS 4a
Peterbuilt S 5.12 7b+ 27 VIII+ 26 E6 6b
Refrain T 5.11- 6c 22 VIII+ 22 E3 5c PG13
Rip Van Winkle T 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Second Stanza T 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Sideshow T 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a
Skip to My Lou T 5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
Slippin' into Darkness T 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Solar Plexus T 5.12b 7b 26 VIII+ 26 E5 6b
Tall Climb to Be Good On T 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
Tankslapper S 5.11+ 7a 24 VIII 24 E4 6a
Trundler, The T 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Two Pitch T 5.4 4a 12 IV 10 VD 3c
Warm Up Route T 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Waste A Bit T 5.10+ 6b+ 21 VII+ 20 E3 5b
What's Up Doc? T,S 5.10+ 6b+ 21 VII+ 20 E3 5b PG13
White Lightning T 5.8+ 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Wooly Aphid T 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
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Type: Sport, 80 ft
FA: unknown
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Shared By: GWB on May 28, 2013
Admins: Aaron Parlier, Steve Lineberry

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Access Issue: Seasonal Raptor Closure Details

Description [Suggest Change]

Start below the small roof. Move up through tiny crimps passing 3 bolts, get a decent rest, clip the last bolt, pull through the roof, and move up and right on bigger holds to the anchors.

Location [Suggest Change]

Start about 15 feet right of the White Light vegetated crack below a high bolt.

Protection [Suggest Change]

4 bolts and a very light rack, 2 bolt anchor.

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FA Ryan Beasley? Sep 1, 2016
Chris Little
Albuquerque N.M.
Chris Little   Albuquerque N.M.
I believe Thomas Kelly and Kris Kline did the first ascent of this line. I wandered up when (Flying) Ryan was leading it. He was happily climbing it, scraping gobs of lichen off, and saying things like "There's NO WAY anybody could have climbed this before!!!" Then Thomas Kelly came wandering up, and asked Ryan, "How do you like my route?" Ryan's mouth fell open and he said "What?" Thomas then explained that the route was listed in the addendum at the back of his book. Did I mention that Ryan had already bolted it? Ryan was cool about it, and so was Thomas. I, however, couldn't resist heckling Ryan. Afterwards, he and Thomas were carrying on a climbing conversation, discussing routes, and I just couldn't resist saying things like "If you want to climb it, do it before Ryan bolts it!" The dihedral to the right was climbed by Dan Flowers and I. It's just to the left of the North Ridge. I think we called it 5.10. I'm pretty sure we were the first to do it because as I was putting in the bolts, Thomas Kelly was there. He didn't say anything about retro-bolting, but my choice of bolts worried him. But they were all I had. We called it "Keep and Arm Bears." NO it's NOT a clever ecological pun; it's a reference to our God-given, Constitutionally protected right of all law-abiding citizens to keep and bear arms. Oct 12, 2017
Dan Flowers
Boone, NC
Dan Flowers   Boone, NC
Hey Chris! I need to go back up to "Bears" and see if the old bolts are still there. I don't know why anyone wouldn't like our 5/16" x 1 1/2" Rawl button-heads! Logged some flight time on those bastards, never pulled one... They went in fast too when you were hand-drilling on lead with a tied-off bit and maybe a skyhook. LOL Jan 22, 2018
Nice to see this story here! I remember the route going at 10+ so maybe I'm confusing routes and stories. Perhaps someone can clarify if there is a 1 bolt route between Tankslapper and North Ridge. Anyway, I was the belayer on the second first ascent of this route with Ryan B. Ryan placed a lone bolt on lead, even taking a whipper when the hook popped. At least we tried to put it up in good style. We later learned that KK had named the route "Look Ma, No Bolts". Instead of asking us to remove the bolt, he renamed the route "Look What They Did To My Route Ma". Feb 20, 2018

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