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Routes in Dark Side Wall

Admiral Slackbar S 5.11+ 7a 24 VIII 24 E4 6a
Belaybesitter S 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a
Black Hole S 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
Black Magic S 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
Blast Off S 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
Breast Pump S 5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
ChewCocka S 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a
Choda S 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
Choobies S 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a
Concracktion S 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a
Darth Gaydar S 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
E-walk S 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
Establishing Dominance S 5.12c 7b+ 27 IX- 27 E6 6b
Gabba the Nut S 5.12c 7b+ 27 IX- 27 E6 6b
Gives Good Helmet S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Hail President Screwed! S 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
Han Job Solo S 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
Into Exile S 5.12+ 7c 28 IX 27 E6 6b
Lactation Station S 5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
Millennium Falcon S 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
Mister Fister S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Muira, Muira On The Wall S 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a
Obi-Wan KanBlowMe S 5.12c 7b+ 27 IX- 27 E6 6b
Passover S 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
Paternity Test S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Power of the Darkside S 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a
Prison Bound S 5.12b/c 7b+ 27 IX- 27 E6 6b
Shady Lady S 5.12c/d 7c 28 IX 28 E6 6b
Sinister S 5.12c 7b+ 27 IX- 27 E6 6b
Sith S 5.12b 7b 26 VIII+ 26 E5 6b
Space Balls S 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
Star Fighter S 5.12c 7b+ 27 IX- 27 E6 6b
Stump in the Rump S 5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
Suck To Blow S 5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
Tough Lady S 5.13- 7c+ 29 IX+ 29 E7 6c
Tough Love S 5.12d 7c 28 IX 28 E6 6b
black sunday S 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
death star S 5.12b 7b 26 VIII+ 26 E5 6b
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Type: Sport, 80 ft
FA: Jamie Coin
Page Views: 688 total · 9/month
Shared By: BBQ on Jun 27, 2012
Admins: Andrew Gram, Peter Gram, Greg Parker, Mike Madsen, Mark Rafferty

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Description

A big, bad-ass of a climb that starts as an about-face with nice, big, bad-ass pockets on steep terrain that never, ever lets up.

You'll know when you're fist deep in the shit as a series of huge cracks throw down some punishing, yet oddly pleasurable pulls and deep fist jams. The route gets freaky when it makes you reach around to yank on some big, hard ledges that climax in some moves that might have you wishing you had experimented with some other rough fantasy.

THIS ROUTE IS AWESOME! In the end, it is a tough climb that becomes nearly devine when you figure out exactly what the beta is and can turn the rough stuff into fetishly good fun!

Location

Fourth route from the left. Shares its first three bolts with a 5.12 known as Black Magic and starts to trend left. And for Heaven's sake don't be a pud puller and go TOO far out left at the start. There is a bit of a traverse on this route down low but stay out of the crack with the chockstone in it. Don't avoid cruxes! Taste it!

Protection

10 bolts. Open Shunt Anchors. Latex, leather and lube.

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michalm
Boulder, CO
  5.10+
michalm   Boulder, CO
  5.10+
Decent rock with fun moves down low followed by deteriorating, dirty rock up high. Moves are fun, but the rock quality kind of sucks. There were a few good jams to be found in dirty cracks. Jul 5, 2016
BBQ
  5.11a
BBQ  
  5.11a
All the superior local climbers warm up on this one. Three to four stars for sure! But I know what you mean, I was in a gym, in Boulder, just the other day, and some dust on the plastic hold at the crux ruined my send. So irritating. Jul 5, 2016
Chris treggE
Madison, Beersconsin
Chris treggE   Madison, Beersconsin  
I've been LOLing at your replies all day Brent Jul 5, 2016

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