Avg: 3.6 from 5 votes
|Type:||Sport, 115 ft|
|FA:||Klaus Schwarz, Markus Stofer, 2004|
|Page Views:||368 total · 5/month|
|Shared By:||Top Rope Hero on Oct 23, 2011|
|Admins:||WAGbag, Luke Bertelsen, Jason Halladay|
DescriptionThere are times in your life when it all falls away; the bills, the screaming kids, that raging case of projectile herpes. Times when nothing matters in the universe but you and your quest for godhood.
If climbing in Kalymnos is one of those times where you forget even your own blistering VDmuch less your kidsthen you should have your doctor run some lab tests. The paint chips might finally be kickin' in.
Still, losing yourself to oblivion on "Aphrodisia" is quite excusable. HOW this climb only rates two stars in the guidebook defies all rational explanation; this thing is better than chunky gingers in lycra.
Reach up and slot the undercling masquerading as a cave. Stem. Clip. Now breath and enter the bliss. Mean but perfect cuts will lift you out of your dreary life and off the deck until you're fighting that French wanker on your left (on Les Amazones) for the same, chalked-spooged tufa pipe. Just at that time when he lectures YOU about proper Euro ethics, launch rightthere's some perfect, perfect slots hidden on the right side of that other tufa pipe, the one you've been molesting with your right foot. Jug up 'n' right on spectacular tufa jugs. After the orgasm, send the bulge, clipping if you can manage itsacking up and running it out if not. Seemingly easy ground to the anchors, until you realize you SHOULD have read this posting, shaken out after the bulge, and gotten it ALL back before attempting the very steep, very sequence-y top out.