Avg: 3 from 2 votes
Routes in The Asylum
|Batty S 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b|
|Bi Puller S 5.12+ 7c 28 IX 27 E6 6b|
|Chalkdust Torture S 5.11a/b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c|
|Crazy Train S 5.12a/b 7b 26 VIII+ 26 E5 6a|
|Depression, The S 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a|
|Dopey S 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b|
|Electro Chalk Therapy S 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a|
|Koo Koo's Nest S 5.11b/c 6c+ 23 VIII- 24 E4 6a|
|Lethal Prescrimption S 5.12d 7c 28 IX 28 E6 6b|
|License 2 ILL S 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a|
|Loonie S 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b|
|Lunatic S 5.12+ 7c 28 IX 27 E6 6b|
|Manic Panic S 5.12+ 7c 28 IX 27 E6 6b|
|Mono Maniac S 5.12+ 7c 28 IX 27 E6 6b|
|Nut Hut S 5.10a/b 6a+ 19 VI+ 19 E2 5b|
|Psycho Beta Buckdown S 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a|
|Skitzoid S 5.12c 7b+ 27 IX- 27 E6 6b|
|Straight Jacket S 5.12c 7b+ 27 IX- 27 E6 6b|
|Turrets Arete S 5.12b 7b 26 VIII+ 26 E5 6b|
|Type:||Sport, 70 ft|
|Page Views:||54 total, 1/month|
|Shared By:||BBQ on Sep 5, 2011|
|Admins:||Andrew Gram, Peter Gram, Greg Parker, Andy Busse, Mike Madsen, Mark Rafferty|
DescriptionIf you're the type of climber who hates crimps...this route will have you pulling your hair out from crimper madness.
Every freaking hold is a crimp...and sometimes when you send, the bugs crawl around in your skull!
The freakin' layback moves even require crimps and crimpy holds that tear your tendons from the bone. I can see the worms moving under my skin!
Seriously though, pocket pulling puds are only going to get so far on this crazy-crimpy 5.11a.
This little madman is stout for the grade, consistant, continuous, and requires finger and leg strength that most big hold grabbers don't develop until they discover how rad it is to stare at the chick in the Pallates class.
Fascinated by this chick, who can do push-ups with her fingers, this big-hold kind of guy won't miss a session for at least six months before they decide that asking for her number would be insane.
I look at a guy like that and think...that yoga instructor would look good buried under my stairs...i would use her fingertip bones as holds for my new indoor climbing wall in my garage...
I'm not crazy! You're the one who's crazy if you puss out and walk past this Asylum climb that is an absolute must do.
LocationFarthest to the left. Up a small hill.
I think it was the fatter chick that told Aron Ralston that guys who listen to Phish don't get girl friends.
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