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Double Chin S 5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
Everything's Big In Texas S 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Everything's Little in China S 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a
Fact or Friction S 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Jelly Roll S 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
Type: Sport, 69 ft
FA: Mike Cronin
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Shared By: BBQ on Jul 7, 2011
Admins: Andrew Gram, Peter Gram, Greg Parker, Andy Busse, Mike Madsen, Mark Rafferty

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Description

A route guaranteed to make you ask yourself, "why did I let myself go like this?" Put down that eclair, fatty! This route is designed to get your buffett busting ass back in shape. Starts with some awkard moves that leads to crimps and other powerful moves. After that you'll do chin ups, leg presses, and ab exercises that will make you work muscles you never thought you had. And use your feet! Work those cankles! This route is full-body workout from start to finish that will have you slapping yourself for all those extra creamy-poofs you consumed during your pre-season binge-a-thons. Get on this route and get rid of that bulging belly and those thunder thighs so you can get on even harder routes in Spearfish Canyon

  • This route is not endorsed by either McDonalds or GNC, either of which is not a good place to get protein shakes.

Location

Moving from left to right would make it the first route on this wall. Just to the left of Jelly Roll. Bug spray is highly recommended due the fact it is becoming a jungle out there.

Protection

Bolts. Take ten draws and enjoy the open cold shut anchors.

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