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Everything's Little in China

Name: Everything's Little in China
Rating: 2.3

5.11c YDS 6c+ French 24 Ewbanks VIII- UIAA 24 ZA E4 6a British

Routes in Fat Grandma

	Double Chin S 5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
	Everything's Big In Texas S 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
	Everything's Little in China S 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a
	Fact or Friction S 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
	Jelly Roll S 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b

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Type:	Sport, 70 ft
FA:	Mike Cronin
Page Views:	151 total · 1/month
Shared By:	BBQ on Apr 13, 2011
Admins:	Andrew Gram, Peter Gram, Greg Parker, Mike Madsen, Mark Rafferty

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Size isn't everything and sterotypes are not politically correct, unless, you have data to back them up. However, according to the world penis size map, there might be some evidence to suggest that all those dudes in China decided to build the world's biggest wall so that they could at least have that to brag about. Seriously though, all the appendage jokes aside, this route will make yours shrivel with fear. The start is hard, very, very HARD. At some point in this hard start, it might be advisable to ERECT a strategy for hanging onto all the PRICKly littly crimps that are gonna be the only thing keeping you from becoming FLACID and LIMP. With a STROKE of good luck, you might get to redpoint after your belayer takes up slack and asks, "How's it HANGING?"