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3AM Handy T,TR 5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
Apple Cider T 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Birthday Crack T 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
Charlie's Indirect (submitted as Travels With Charlie) T 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Chingadero S 5.12 7b+ 27 VIII+ 26 E6 6b
Contortionist T 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a
Corrections, The T,S 5.13+ 8b 30 X- 31 E7 7a
Crimpin' and Pimpin' S 5.12 7b+ 27 VIII+ 26 E6 6b
Demolition Woman T 5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
Direct to Sweeney's T,S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c R
Easy To Remember T 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Green Puke T 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Heros Are Hard To Find T 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Matrix, The S 5.13b 8a 29 IX+ 30 E7 6c
One Man Sex Party S 5.12c 7b+ 27 IX- 27 E6 6b
Pandora T 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
Punta Magna T 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a PG13
Slaves, The T 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Sweeney's Special T 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a
Tennis Shoe Traverse T 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Texas Sucks T 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
Ticket to New Zealand T 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Valhalla T,S 5.12d 7c 28 IX 28 E6 6b
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Type: Sport, 60 ft
FA: Erik Clark Durgin
Page Views: 1,717 total · 19/month
Shared By: Erik Durgin on Mar 26, 2011
Admins: Leo Paik, John McNamee, Frances Fierst, Monty, Monomaniac

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Description

This was bolted by Marcus Garcia and Gentle Ben Griffin (thanks for lettin' me sleez yer route). This route was named after local soft man, JJ Nockjob. Bouldery and fun climbing for the first 4 boltz leadz to easier climbing in the crack above.

Location

This gangsta-ass line starts 6 feet to the right of Pandora. It goes straight up for the first 2 boltz and than veers hard right (much like my ...) to an undercling jug below the third bolt. After that, follow the crack to the anchors.

Protection

6 boltz including the anchors and a few small nuts and cams for the crack section. We did leave some draws at the anchors for your enjoyment.

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m-earle
USA
 
m-earle   USA
 
Dear Mountainproject,

I am saddened that you censored Eric's playful simile from his route description. I believe that his description was well within the Mountainproject guidelines for appropriate language and attitude. While I understand the site trying to avoid PG-13 content, the people of this country have fought too hard to gain the right to freedom of speech for this sort of censorship to happen. What are we as Americans if we are not free? What do we have left when our freedom is taken away? Where will you draw the line as to what constitutes appropriate posts on this site? I sincerely hope that Eric's original description be reinstated, along with his right to be an American.

To keep this post relevent to the actual route....

This route is an awesome addition to the recent development of high quality sport routes at East A, and is one of the best at its grade in Durango. Mar 28, 2011
Erik Durgin
  5.12c
Erik Durgin  
  5.12c
God bless 'MERICA! And God bless penis jokes!

Oh yeah, and the routes really fun, too! Mar 29, 2011
Jniz  
And so, another legacy lives on. Legacy of the Nockjob. Let freedom ring. Mar 29, 2011
Erik Durgin
  5.12c
Erik Durgin  
  5.12c
I've got buddies that died face down in the muck so the we could write penis on MP. Whoever censored my route description is a Communist.

That is all Mar 30, 2011
Tortilla
Fakeville, USA
Tortilla   Fakeville, USA
I'll get you a penis joke by 3 o'clock this afternoon with nail polish on it. These amateurs.... Apr 13, 2011
Sarah.E
Durango, CO
Sarah.E   Durango, CO
Gross Timmy, you don't put nail polish on that. I can only imagine using nail polish remover and the pain involved. Nov 18, 2012

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