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Routes in Andy's Hat

Andy's Hat T 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Physical Therapy T 5.10+ 6b+ 21 VII+ 20 E3 5b
Type: Trad, 50 ft
FA: unknown
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Shared By: Charles Vernon on Mar 6, 2010
Admins: Greg Opland, Luke Bertelsen, JJ Schlick

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Climb a thin crack up the SW corner, then traverse right on ledge and climb hand crack up to and over roof. There is a big loose jug in the roof. The roof crack seems recently fractured--maybe as a result of the original road-building activities? Anyway--decent route, we used it as a warm-up for Lizard Marmalade Direct. Lots of rope-drag potential.


starts up far left side of Andy's Hat in a thin crack/seam.


light standard rack to 3.5 friend


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Casa do Cacete
Christian   Casa do Cacete
Lol, how did I miss this story ?! Hadn't set up my RSS yet I guess.

All's well that ends well, said the bard.. Dec 7, 2015
Jon Ruland
Tucson, AZ
Jon Ruland   Tucson, AZ
helluva story john.

i also had a bad experience with loose rock on this one. i pulled off a 20-pound block maybe 10 feet up that shattered when it hit the ground and my belayer caught part of it with his leg. left a bruise i think. i can usually tell when there's a danger of something breaking, but this one came out of nowhere.

the crack in the middle is cool but the roof crack is uninspiring and appears to be waiting for just the right moment to break on someone, and the start is really dangerous since the gear is tricky and the rock is unreliable.

TL;DR: avoid. Dec 7, 2015
Haha... yeah it was just like that. I thought that movie looked familiar. Should I sue ? Mar 20, 2010
Tucson, Arizona
RyanJohnson   Tucson, Arizona

Did you sell your story to Hollywood?

Accurate dramatization of events. Mar 19, 2010
My partner led up the left side, placed a stopper, did the traverse and then climbed the crack. I followed up to the nut, grabbed a giant chicken-head and removed the nut. I noticed that my partner had not protected the traverse, and I thought "Wow, I'd really go flying if this chicken-head broke off". But it was big and looked well-attached so there was no way it would break.

It broke.

So I pendulumed across the face and smashed into the formation to the right. I was facing the right direction and had my feet out to prepare for impact, so I was okay. Then I pendulumed back and forth until momentum ran out and I was hanging free beneath a little roofed alcove. So I'm okay right ?

Wrong. I'm hanging free and can't touch the rock. I look up and see that while seesawing across the face, the rope has somehow hooked a suitcase-sized loose block and dragged it to the edge of a ledge above me. It is leaning against the rope aimed right at my head. The only thing keeping it from falling on me is the tension on the rope created by my weight. I'm afraid to move and DO NOT want any slack or rope movement from my belayer (who is now really curious about what's going on...he can't see me from his belay atop the rock).
I tell my belayer hold steady and not make any moves.

I do have a couple of stoppers with me. And the alcove has a seam in the back that maybe I can stretch out and barely slip a stopper into...if it fits and if I can reach that far. I slip it in at the absolute limit of my reach, and slowly, carefully tension myself into the alcove and clip a sling to the nut. Jesus it better hold ! I yell "Slack !"

The block comes roaring down the face past me and crashes impressively onto the talus below. My partner yells "What the hell was THAT ?!". "Almost my life buddy !...lower me !".

Later we had a little discussion about protecting traverses. Mar 19, 2010
Charles Vernon
Tucson, AZ
Charles Vernon   Tucson, AZ
What happened? Mar 7, 2010
I came very close to "buying the little ranch" on this one... many years ago. Mar 7, 2010