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Phallus in Wonderland

5.6, Trad, 100 ft (30 m), 2 pitches,  Avg: 3.2 from 77 votes
FA: Aaron Stetzer
Wisconsin > Central > Necedah (Petenw… > 04. Air Spire

Description

P1. For those who want to do an "Air" variation... Start on "Air" then climb to 3rd bolt. Climb about 6 feet higher, look left and see a keyhole cave. Go through it to a set of 2 bolt anchors immediately to the right after emerging from it. Put a piece high in cave to help with rope drag. It's fun. 5.6

P2: Take chimney to the top. Look for two bolt anchors slightly to the right (north) at the top. You can rappel to base just barely with a 60m rope. Tie knots on the ends and aim just right of the tree on 4th class ledges when you toss your rope. 5.6/7

Protection

Draws and larger cams for second pitch.

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Looking up P2 from the belay.
[Hide Photo] Looking up P2 from the belay.
Tunnel at the end of pitch 1. Look for it above and to the left of the third bolt.<br>
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-Photo by Brett Verhoef
[Hide Photo] Tunnel at the end of pitch 1. Look for it above and to the left of the third bolt. -Photo by Brett Verhoef
About to enter the tunnel
[Hide Photo] About to enter the tunnel
This line is the chimney on the far right of the pic.
[Hide Photo] This line is the chimney on the far right of the pic.
Evan following on the second pitch.
[Hide Photo] Evan following on the second pitch.

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[Hide Comment] Ah, I get it. This shares the 1st pitch anchors with "Spikes Crack" after exiting the tunnel. Cool. Jul 1, 2010
Corey Morris
Landstuhl, Germany
  5.6
[Hide Comment] Yes-sir...Nick, if you feel that the beta I give on any of these routes I've added are vague or mis-leading...IM me...Freddy and I put chain, shackle, and screw link equalized on the top of the second pitch of this climb on our second outing this last spring. Upon climbing it on the first outing...we found the that the sling that used to be up there was cut and left there...this really sucked to rap off of one bolt, so we added chain...wanted to leave biners up there but decided not to as they might walk away...probably gonna rig the the anchors at pitch one with the same setup as long as the top stays the same way we left it on our second outing. I dunno why someone would cut that sling. I think the second pitch is quite fun...squeeze chimney to 5.6/7 that kinda makes you think before commiting the next move...

Probably gonna do the same to "Air" as well will beefier 3/8 HD transport chain since its such a trade route. Just wanna keep things as safe as they can be. Jul 16, 2010
[Hide Comment] Slings are bad to leave as perm anchors, can look intact but bust with a tug after a months of sun exposure. Someone probably thought the slings were unwise and cut it. I am planning on putting some chains on the first anchors next time I'm up, the red slings there looked bad.

The tunnel is so cool, I was awestruck when I realized it went all the way through. Jul 17, 2010
Corey Morris
Landstuhl, Germany
  5.6
[Hide Comment] We are not the ones who originally equiped these routes with anchors...I agree that leaving webbing is not a good system and the only time I have done this is in the Needles. The old system on top had the lower hanger with a screw link and the upper had tubular webbing with a screw link equalized with the lower...Even if its old and crappy, felt better having both to rap instead of one even in the condition that it was but thats just me. It seems remiss to cut it and take the screwlink and just leave the webbing on top but maybe thats just my hangup...We simply added chain to the top to mitigate safety issues...cool routes nonetheless! Jul 17, 2010
Branden Michelkamp
Salt Lake City
  5.6
[Hide Comment] Just climbed this route yesterday, really cool tunnel. Watch for loose rock when entering the tunnel I noticed a few pieces that were sketchy. Fun route! May 7, 2011
Corey Morris
Landstuhl, Germany
  5.6
[Hide Comment] OK, I'll equip it when I come home on leave in Nov...and it will be shackles and chain... Oct 10, 2013
Adam Ronchetti
Madison, WI
[Hide Comment] I'm kind of new to trad climbing. What exactly is considered "larger" when it comes to cams. Since large seems kind of relative. Apr 20, 2018
James Schroeder
Fort Collins, CO
 
[Hide Comment] Adam, there are much better adventures than this for the new trad climber. This is kind of a chosspile. Apr 20, 2018
Ben Clark
Grand Junction, Co
 
[Hide Comment] It's a fun route, but I agree some of the rock is rotten in spots. If you are new to trad and don't feel comfortable deciphering questionable rock quality, I'd look elsewhere for your first leads. It's a cool little adventure though.

The cave is fun, and all who followed enjoyed that part the most.

Thanks Corey & Aaron Jun 2, 2018
[Hide Comment] Since Air is often occupied I usually lead straight up the crack directly below the cave (between Line over Lucy and Air). Takes big cams or smaller gear in rock of variable quality, mostly worsening as you go. It's about 5.4. I've just been referring to this as "Phallus Direct" - does it have a real name? Jun 10, 2019